Pearls of wisdom

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BartInLA
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7:35p, 1/9/24
After over 10 years of deep philosophical thought I decided I'd share some insights.

"Your heart is a modality of unparalleled actions"

"The ego corresponds to an abundance of sensations"

"Orderliness transforms nonlocal choices."

"Each of us embraces precious sexual energy"

"The unpredictable grows through the doorway to boundaries."
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Swarely
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7:38p, 1/9/24
"Never trust a fart."
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Moral High Horse
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7:38p, 1/9/24
"If you shake it more than once you're playing with yourself"
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dabo man
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7:45p, 1/9/24
Courage is like a diamond; very brilliant.
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Marsh
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7:48p, 1/9/24
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IIIHorn
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7:49p, 1/9/24


If at first you don't succeed skydiving is definitely not for you.


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$3 Sack of Groceries
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7:50p, 1/9/24
If it flies, floats, or ****s, it's cheaper to rent it.
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dabo man
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BadMoonRisin
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8:00p, 1/9/24
Gary Busey joined Texags?
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Moral High Horse
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8:01p, 1/9/24
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MGS
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8:17p, 1/9/24
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."
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Claude!
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8:34p, 1/9/24
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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chiken
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8:35p, 1/9/24
"If it aint white, it aint right"
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EastSideAg2002
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8:40p, 1/9/24
Anybody can piss on the floor; be a hero, **** on the ceiling.
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In reply to BartInLA • 8:43p, 1/9/24
I don't…know…that any of those mean anything…
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Win At Life
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8:45p, 1/9/24
"The dildo of consequences never arrives lubed."

Texags, circa 2023
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In reply to Swarely • 8:51p, 1/9/24
Swarely said:
"Never trust a fart."
LMAO!!!!!!! It could be a backfire!!!!!
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BartInLA
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8:58p, 1/9/24
Here is where my nuggets came from.

http://wisdomofchopra.com/
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ValleyRatAg
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6:35a, 1/10/24
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
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Hwy30East
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6:56a, 1/10/24
Don't piss into the wind.
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Flashdiaz
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7:02a, 1/10/24
Never trust a big butt and a smile
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Russ79
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9:19a, 1/10/24
Remember this when talking to your liberal, Democrat friends: You can't reason someone out of what they don't reason themselves into.
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wcb
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9:25a, 1/10/24
Good judgment comes from experience.

Experience comes from bad judgment.
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In reply to Win At Life • 10:50a, 1/10/24
Win At Life said:
"The dildo of consequences never arrives lubed."

Texags, circa 2023
This reminded me of this one:

Happy wife, happy life.
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B-1 83
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In reply to Swarely • 11:32a, 1/10/24
Swarely said:
"Never trust a fart."
One of the three "over 50 rules"

2. Never pass up a chance to piss
3. Never waste a hard on


Never fight a land war in Asia
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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1990Hullaballoo
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11:52a, 1/10/24
There is a God.

I am not him.
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Denton82TAMU86
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1:40p, 1/11/24
Eff 'em if they can't take a joke and Joke 'em if they can't take an eff.
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ned911
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1:48p, 1/11/24
You never have to shovel sunshine
FTA Class of 1988
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1:59p, 1/11/24



There are only three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who cannot.


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Brian Earl Spilner
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2:48p, 1/11/24
There are three rules that I live by:

never get less than twelve hours sleep;
never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city;
and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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2:59p, 1/11/24
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Andrew Dufresne
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In reply to Moral High Horse • 3:15p, 1/11/24
I want that CRT in the background. Looks 480p ready
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Sea Speed
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In reply to Win At Life • 6:58a, 1/12/24
Win At Life said:
"The dildo of consequences never arrives lubed."

Texags, circa 2023


Rarely* arrives lubed.

Incredible quote.
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AggieArchitect04
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11:36a, 1/12/24
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
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Slicer97
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12:14p, 1/12/24
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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