"Would you still love me if I lost all of my limbs?"
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"Yes. Until I developed a different fetish"
"No, no, no. Not that hole."
BenFiasco14 said:
"Would you still love me if I lost all of my limbs?"
Well, would you?
"It's impossible to imagine what your libido was like when you were younger"
"Stop telling me I'm eating my hamburger backwards"
It's not what mine says...it's what she can't say.
She can't say "Worcestershire sauce".
It's fun to watch her try.
She can't say "Worcestershire sauce".
It's fun to watch her try.
BenFiasco14 said:
"Would you still love me if I lost all of my limbs?"
Tell her yes, you'd call her your little nugget.
BenFiasco14 said:
"Would you still love me if I lost all of my limbs?"
When I first read this an airport bookstore, I immediately read "My life without Limbs".
I haven't read the book.
This guy is pretty funnyAggieArchitect04 said:BenFiasco14 said:
"Would you still love me if I lost all of my limbs?"
When I first read this an airport bookstore, I immediately read "My life without Limbs".
I haven't read the book.
Mine cannot say the word museum. It comes out as mizhoom. Don't ask me how.
Also, she doesn't like it when I laugh at her "bleeding like a stuffed pig" that she throws in every once in a while.
Also, she doesn't like it when I laugh at her "bleeding like a stuffed pig" that she throws in every once in a while.
No, I don't give a damn how much money you make. If your last shirt has pockets, take all you can take. I'm goin' out with nothin' like I came in
"window seal" instead of sill.
Isn't that a southern thing?
3/4 of this board doesn't know the difference between the word "sell" and "sale" let alone that they are pronounced differently.
3/4 of this board doesn't know the difference between the word "sell" and "sale" let alone that they are pronounced differently.
'crown' instead of crayon
I broke her of saying 'warsh' instead of wash. MIL still says it plus she uses it like: "I am going to warsh my teeth"
f'ing hoosier
I broke her of saying 'warsh' instead of wash. MIL still says it plus she uses it like: "I am going to warsh my teeth"
f'ing hoosier
They always say that at first but change their mind later!Know Your Enemy said:
"No, no, no. Not that hole."
javajaws said:They always say that at first but change their mind later!Know Your Enemy said:
"No, no, no. Not that hole."
C@LAg said:
Mine voted for Biden.
I get not voting for Trump, but actually voting for Biden... that I do not get.
I've never voted for a democrat in my life, but will probably vote for Biden if Trump is the Republican nominee.
Probably will do the same for all of the dip****s in Texas, too. Paxton, Abbott, etc.
How exactly does one eat a hamburger backwards, considering that its round?Moral High Horse said:
"Stop telling me I'm eating my hamburger backwards"
"oil" and "all"aggie_wes said:
Isn't that a southern thing?
3/4 of this board doesn't know the difference between the word "sell" and "sale" let alone that they are pronounced differently.
No patriot flair for you.
"are you cheating on me?"
It took a miracle to get one woman to like me, doubt I could ever pull that off again.
It took a miracle to get one woman to like me, doubt I could ever pull that off again.
That's a lot of denim.
When someone says something truly incredulous, my wife starts to yell "are you fuggin kidding me?"
But then she shortcuts to get it out faster by just dropping the word "kidding". I always answer by starting to remove clothing.
But then she shortcuts to get it out faster by just dropping the word "kidding". I always answer by starting to remove clothing.
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