http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/07/03/actor.charged.ap/index.html

Actor Jeffrey Jones charged with failing to register as sex offender

Saturday, July 3, 2004 Posted: 9:36 PM EDT

SARASOTA, Florida (AP) -- Actor Jeffrey Jones, best known for playing the high school principal in the 1980s comedy "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," is accused of failing to register as a sex offender.

Jones, 57, pleaded no contest last July to a felony charge of employing a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photos. The actor was sentenced to five years' probation and ordered to register as a sex offender and undergo counseling.

Officials said Jones registered the address he was at last year, but moved in March without registering again. Sex offenders must notify authorities within 48 hours of a move.

On Thursday, authorities arrested Jones and charged him with failing to register as a sex offender. He was later released on $1,000 bail, according to police records.

A telephone number listed to a Jeffrey Jones in Sarasota went unanswered Saturday.

Jones, whose films include "Beetlejuice" and "Sleepy Hollow," also has appeared in the new HBO series "Deadwood."

Does anyone remember the line from Ferris Buellers Day off that goes something like,

"blah blah blah french talk, translation, your ass is mine"

Kind of creapy now.

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Just look at that picture above. Man, if that ain't the portrait of a child perv, I don't know what is.

Oh, the other thing is that apparently he weighs 150 lbs. more now. The guy is a fat dog.

If you saw him in Deadwood, the new HBO series, he is not that much heavier. He gained weight, but nothing abnormal

He got busted for possession of child porn several years ago too. Maybe this was the same thing though.

Looks like somebody left his cheese out in the wind after all.

He was arrested in 2002 along with Paul Ruebens:

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Jones, best known as the suspicious high school principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," was charged with taking sexually explicit photos of a minor and possessing child pornography, the district attorney's office said.

Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman, was charged with one misdemeanor count of possessing materials depicting children under the age of 18 engaged in sexual conduct, said Ana Garcia, a spokesman for the city attorney's office.

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I saw him in a play in New Jersey about 15 years ago. He played some immigrant. wierd. all I could think about was ferris bueller. oh and the play sucked.

Nevermind

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Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13yo cousin, you know....

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Jerry’s Cherry

I married my cousin, she was 13.
She had the tightest butt that I’d ever seen.
People say I’m nasty, they don’t understand.
She’s learnin’ long-division and plays flute in the band.

CHORUS:
We’re lovers at night, ‘til the break of dawn,
I knew it was true love when we first got it on.

People always wonder if she’s getting paid.
She’s the only girl in her class who’s getting laid.
Her parents don’t like me, they threaten to sue.
But her mom’s my auntie, and I bagged her too.

CHORUS

She was my first love, incidentally my last.
Now I don’t have a need to carry this flask.
There’s all kinds of laws now, they’ll search your house with their guns.
So now Robert Kelly can’t have any fun.

You say I’m a sicko, but I’m not alone.
Just look at Pee-Wee Herman, Pete Townshend and Jeffery Jones.

CHORUS

First got it on, first got it on,
Etc… ~fade out~

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