Hostess says, "You're not fat enough, America!"

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Txmoe
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I present to you the Ding Dongs x Twinkies Mashup.
aggie orbitalwelder
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As a borderline diabetic, I approve
txags92
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aggie orbitalwelder said:

As a borderline diabetic, I approve
Just needs a scoop of ice cream on top, amirite?
Claude!
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Could've named em "Twing Dongs" or "Dinkies".
Shooter McGavin
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It's about time
Moral High Horse
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I'm going to debbie down this thread so hard right now:

We were taking our dog to the clinic to get put down (old, incontinent, couldn't walk, etc.) and my wife stops at the gas station to grab a treat for her give as they're doing the procedure. I tell her "try not to ruin anything for me". And of course she grabs a couple ding dongs. Wasn't in a great mood at the time so I didn't argue with her selection. But yeah, I can't eat a ding dong anymore.
EastSideAg2002
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Moral High Horse said:

I'm going to debbie down this thread so hard right now:

We were taking our dog to the clinic to get put down (old, incontinent, couldn't walk, etc.) and my wife stops at the gas station to grab a treat for her give as they're doing the procedure. I tell her "try not to ruin anything for me". And of course she grabs a couple ding dongs. Wasn't in a great mood at the time so I didn't argue with her selection. But yeah, I can't eat a ding dong anymore.

dabo man
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Txmoe said:

I present to you the Ding Dongs x Twinkies Mashup.


This thing will be available deep fried at the State Fair next fall.
Moral High Horse
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EastSideAg2002 said:

Moral High Horse said:

I'm going to debbie down this thread so hard right now:

We were taking our dog to the clinic to get put down (old, incontinent, couldn't walk, etc.) and my wife stops at the gas station to grab a treat for her give as they're doing the procedure. I tell her "try not to ruin anything for me". And of course she grabs a couple ding dongs. Wasn't in a great mood at the time so I didn't argue with her selection. But yeah, I can't eat a ding dong anymore.



Know Your Enemy
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Claude! said:

Could've named em "Twing Dongs" or "Dinkies".

I hope you have a career in marketing otherwise your brilliance is being wasted.
FatZilla
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toolshed
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FatZilla said:





Big Debras!
File5
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Put two of those bad boys in there and slap a "Twin dongs" label on there and they'd be legendary
ABATTBQ11
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Claude! said:

Could've named em "Twing Dongs" or "Dinkies".


The obvious answer is TwinkDongs
Dirty Bird
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Would you rather eat ding dongs or little Debbie?
txags92
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ABATTBQ11 said:

Claude! said:

Could've named em "Twing Dongs" or "Dinkies".


The obvious answer is TwinkDongs
That would certainly appeal to the market Bud Light was trying to reach out to.
80s Guy
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dabo man said:

Txmoe said:

I present to you the Ding Dongs x Twinkies Mashup.


This thing will be available deep fried at the State Fair next fall.


Winner Winner Fried Twingdong dinner!
Lake08
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Biden giving out tax breaks if you qualify for obese territory
maroon barchetta
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Lake08 said:

Biden giving out tax breaks if you qualify for obese territory


Seems like a bad plan. The New York Four believe less money is doing a fat person a favor.

Dirty Bird
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I couldn't find the mashups at HEB in College Station, so I bought the regular Ding Dongs and Twinkies and going to mashemup myself…with vanilla ice cream. Mmmmmmmm. Gonna get big and fat!
Martin Q. Blank
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Txmoe said:

I present to you the Ding Dongs x Twinkies Mashup.

If they really wanted to sell it, they should have highlighted the cream pie filling. Everybody loves cream pies.
maroon barchetta
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Staff doesn't.
GMMoss
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I sat across from a kid in grade school- 3rd grade I think. He could take a Twinkie and push it to the back of his throat with one finger. Then he would close his mouth and let just the white part ooze back out. The whole table would try it. We never could do it. He's a career pilot for Delta. Wonder if these new combo ones would trip him up?
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