Tom Cruise

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Burdizzo
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...has teacher arm


AggieArchitect04
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redline248
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I think that's called old person arm
Andrew Dufresne
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All of the adrenochrome and blood transfusions in the world cannot stop the eventual setting in of stage 4 Goblinitis
beanbean
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Those are called bingo wings.
XXXVII
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Actually, they're called lunch lady arms.
maroon barchetta
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beanbean said:

Those are called bingo wings.


This
Anchorhold
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Are y'all suggesting his next reboot / sequel should be "The Shaming"?
Claude!
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Is that a velvet polo?
Jack Cheese
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Claude! said:

Is that a velvet polo?

He's ensconced in velvet.
maroon barchetta
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Jack Cheese said:

Claude! said:

Is that a velvet polo?

He's ensconced in velvet.


Is it finally socially acceptable?
chick79
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When you're 61 you will wish you looked as good as Cruise.
Ginormus Ag
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I'm 43 and I wish I looked as good as Tom. But I'm unwilling to eat aborted babies or join Scientology.
maroon barchetta
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What's your opinion of placenta smoothies?
Ginormus Ag
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Probably not as filling as one would expect.
Burdizzo
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maroon barchetta said:

What's your opinion of placenta smoothies?


You may be joking,but...

https://www.omegaplacenta.com/
Burdizzo
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chick79 said:

When you're 61 you will wish you looked as good as Cruise.


At age 55 I don't yet have bingo wings, but I could stand to lose some weight
malenurse
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Fun fact:

Wilford Brimely was 51 when he starred in Cocoon
Tom Cruise was 51 in Jack Reacher
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
BostonAg74
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malenurse said:

Fun fact:

Wilford Brimely was 51 when he starred in Cocoon
Tom Cruise was 51 in Jack Reacher
....and Bing Crosby was 51 when he was in White Christmas. (Rosemary Clooney was 26)
bagger05
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51 / 2 + 7 = 32.5

Vera Ellen was 33 so that would've been in bounds.
Krazykat
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chick79 said:

When you're 61 you will wish you looked as good as Cruise.


Don't give a damn what I look like. Don't give a damn what people think of me. Life is good!
TX_COWDOC
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