A friend of our ours had a doggy pool party today to show off her new dog. She had been bragging for the last month how great this dog is. Big male pit bull mix. So smart, so strong so handsome - blah, blah blah…

Turned out the other dogs humped this guy all party long as he cowered and ran from them.

So funny. She finally said he needed a nap and put him in his kennel. Someone told her they hoped he wasn't pregnant…

Worst thread in awhile by far.

That's how all my childhood parties went.

C@LAg said:

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i remember when kevin sumlin bragged he had swag.

he did not.

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yessir

TIL people have dog parties. Guess that's what people without kids do to try and fill the empty void.

Any of the threads where Barnes gets outed.

This is the whitest stuff I've heard in a while.

Sea Speed said:

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TIL people have dog parties. Guess that's what people without kids do to try and fill the empty void.

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12 kids in the pool. Dogs just swam right over them. Greatness.

CDub06 said:

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This is the whitest stuff I've heard in a while.

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One dog was a black lab.

Happy pride month, OP.

Not a bragger, but one can never go wrong with crotch shot gifs

It's hard watching texags posters get old