Just curious because I'm happy to explain it if you don't.

They end sentences.

Hockey season is over

Nervy drunk posting

YOU DONT KNOW ME

Well tell us

They mark the end of a sentence. Duh

That's odd, usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Well, as you're over 35, you're getting closer everyday to not having to worry about them.

I know my wife just got hers and we were really really hoping she didn't.

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I know my wife just got hers and we were really really hoping she didn't.

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Sorry to hear that man. We were there, Dec 2003. Don't worry, things do get better.

Of course I do. It's God's way of letting you know the condoms worked. Science brah

Before opening this thread, my first thought was, "A period is the time for one cycle." How Engineer am I? But, the response still works.

This thread tastes like pennies

Gross

The Real Napster said:

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Of course I do. It's God's way of letting you know the condoms worked. Science brah

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Ugh. Condoms. Thank god I don't have to use those anymore.

I don't know how they work so please explain.

Except I don't learn well through text.

Please use pictures.

NO, because all of us boys were sent to the gym while you girls went to go watch a Disney movie.

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I know my wife just got hers and we were really really hoping she didn't.

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Sorry to hear that man. We were there, Dec 2003. Don't worry, things do get better.

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This will be number 4 so at least we arent trying to start a family.

So the uterus gets really excited because it thinks there's going to be a baby. The uterus says, "OMG we HAVE to prepare for the baaaaaabyyyyyy! Let's decorate!" So the uterus gets everything ready - it hangs curtains, it buys a crib, it gets really fluffy pillows… the whole thing. (This is when the uterine walls are growing thicker with blood - "decorating", which is what protects the baby when it's growing.)

Then, once the uterus is all decorated and ready for the baby, the uterus shouts, "Okay baby, we're ready for you!" and the fallopian tubes release an egg. But the egg is really judgey. It egg takes its sweet time to travels down the tubes and into the uterus where it hangs out and judges the decor like a reality tv show. Most of the time, the egg's standards are unreasonably high. It looks around at what the uterus has done with the place and isn't satisfied. Meanwhile, the uterus is flitting around trying to woo the egg into staying with drinks and Hot Cheetos. But the egg is like, "this room is ugly and I hate it," and it bounces. (If the egg isn't inseminated then it dissolves while in the uterus.)

Once the uterus realizes that the egg is gone, it gets really sad at first and then it gets pissed. "That egg was an ******* and didn't deserve all of this preparation anyway!" So the uterus loses its **** and starts throwing a tantrum. It runs around tearing down the curtains from the walls, smashing the crib that it built, ripping open the fluffy pillows, and stuffing it all into a trash can and dragging it out to the curb to be picked up. (The uterine walls get thin and the blood drains off of them, through the cervix [the front door to the uterus' house] and into the vagina. And that's when people who get periods will bleed out their giney hole.)

But the uterus has a very short memory and a "Live, Laugh, Love" poster hanging inside her little uterus home so she quickly forgets and begins preparations, and the cycle starts all over again.

thats so hot

That's a lot of words to say "Hey, single men of the GB, will one of you put a baby in me before my eggs retire?"

Ew, no. I donwanna.

Don't periods trigger darkness upon the land?

No, I think just the bears.

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This thread tastes like pennies

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A girl I dated in HS always said shark week tasted like children

Giney hole

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I thought you were teaching us about periods. Instead you described the entire female race.

My daughter's pediatrician explained it to her as changing the sheets on the bed in the guest room when you have company coming. But I like your description better. Very vivid.

The Rule is one or two spaces after the period and before the next sentence but the key is to be consistent./Larry McMurtry.

It only interrupts sex if the man is a coward.

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My daughter's pediatrician explained it to her as changing the sheets on the bed in the guest room when you have company coming. But I like your description better. Very vivid.

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Dang! That's a MUCH easier analogy, hahaha.

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I know my wife just got hers and we were really really hoping she didn't.

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Have you tried getting a puppy?