Lizzo covering Tuna Turner

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fc2112
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Great voice.....

blackgoldag11
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Wearer of the Ring
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Pretty sure she could cover a whole lotta things.

IYKWIM
I feel so much better since about 11 a.m. CT on 20 Jan. 2025
$3 Sack of Groceries
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jetch17
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Ag81Golf
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"Lizzo covering Tina Turner"

Tina was suffocated?
Ragoo
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Official cause of death?
HillCountry15
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Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Decay
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It looks like an infant's body expanded into a full adult size
Builder93
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Not a good job singing.
jetch17
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wbt threads
AggieArchitect04
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Tobias Funke
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Ragoo said:

Official cause of death?


This is so good
Ol_Ag_02
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I miss the days when fat people were rightfully shamed of the way they looked.
one safe place
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Lizzo isn't given near enough credit. She could cover Tina Turner, Ike Turner, Ted Turner and half the state of Rhode Island.

She might be the most gross performer in the history of mankind.

She really should get into rap, she has all the attributes of someone who does rap, what with not being able to sing.
Brian Earl Spilner
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This was an ironic OP, yes?
Jack Cheese
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

I miss the days when fat people were rightfully shamed of the way they looked.

She claims to be vegan. I guess vegans can still eat hot cheetos, twinkies, and McD fries by the truckload. It's a race between heart disease and diabeetus to get ol gurl, I'm afraid.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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My wife will tell me lizzo is beautiful and also get mad when I tell her she's as beautiful as lizzo.
Win At Life
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Jack Cheese said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

I miss the days when fat people were rightfully shamed of the way they looked.

She claims to be vegan. I guess vegans can still eat hot cheetos, twinkies, and McD fries by the truckload. It's a race between heart disease and diabeetus to get ol gurl, I'm afraid.


I once knew an obese lady who claimed to be vegetarian who kept a drawer full of candy bars in her Desktop draw.
pdc093
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The shedding of the lower body tarp was impressive.
FIDO*98*
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She is disgusting
fc2112
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

This was an ironic OP, yes?
Ironic typo in the title for sure
Funky Winkerbean
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That's not talent.
ABATTBQ11
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More like smothering Tina Turner
JABQ04
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She's terrible
SF2004
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How in the hell is this thread more than a day old and hasn't addressed the thread title?

I expected more fish jokes!
Emotional Support Cobra
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one safe place said:

Lizzo isn't given near enough credit. She could cover Tina Turner, Ike Turner, Ted Turner and half the state of Rhode Island.

She might be the most gross performer in the history of mankind.

She really should get into rap, she has all the attributes of someone who does rap, what with not being able to sing.


At least Missy Elliott wore a jogging suit so she could be a rap queen without her weight distracting from her talent.
Dr. Mephisto
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She's just gross.

Maybe a great flautist and whatever else, but just gross.
ABATTBQ11
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SF2004 said:

How in the hell is this thread more than a day old and hasn't addressed the thread title?

I expected more fish jokes!


You mean whale jokes
Jack Boyett
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Just did 1 verse of Proud Mary. 2 verses would have been cardiac arrest.
Daddy-O5
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

This was an ironic OP, yes?
I think Lizzo was singing about "rollin" in an ironic way, yes?
Russ Dalrymple
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rwtxag83
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Russ Dalrymple said:


Not just the wheels; the entire structure is massively beefed up to hold that kind of tonnage.
BQCadet
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Funky Winkerbean said:

That's not talent.
I 100% guarantee she is more talented than you are
Teslag
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BQCadet said:

Funky Winkerbean said:

That's not talent.
I 100% guarantee she is more talented than you are


At eating and being fat?
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