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It's been a few years since we've heard from Cousin Eddie! Will he and the rest of his gang be visiting your house this year? We'll help you get ready with some new mattresses and maybe even a new 55" Samsung Smart TV!

What's your favorite line from Christmas Vacation? Share yours here and you'll be entered to win 2 Tempurpedic pillows!




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Two locations in College Station
- 1731 Texas Ave S in the Spec's shopping center next to Napa Flats; 979-696-1255
- South College Station (WD Fitch and Hwy 6) in front of Lowes; 979-690-6016

Thanks and Gig 'em!
Aggie Owned and Operated by Jarrad and Elisha McLeod class of 2003 and 2006
The Sleep Station

How do we know you're really Eddie's cousin?

Save the neck for me Clark.

And if it wouldn't be too much I'd like to get something for you, Clark. Something, really nice...

So, so many...

Are you serious, Clark?

I don't know, Margo

Oh, sorry, sh*ttin rocks.

"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

Followed by:
"But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right"

Why's the carpet all wet, Todd?

See, no line Russ.

Quote:

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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of ***holes this side of the nuthouse.

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Quote:

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I wasn't talking to you

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You serious Clark?


I use that line all the time

"You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean."

never seen the movie

Play Ball!

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