AI Monitoring Flatulence, Urination/Excretion Can Detect Cancer

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11491297/amp/AI-listens-CANCER-farts-Scientists-develop-device-hope-spot-deadly-diseases.html

" Scientists have developed a device they hope can diagnose cancer by listening to your bathroom sounds."

"It works by using artificial intelligence (AI) to look for subtle changes in the noise made when someone defecates, urinates, or flatulates."

" Changes in the tracts like the urethra and the rectum can be caused by diseases such as colorectal cancer, which can make very subtle changes to the way sound passes through the body."

"The engineers assembled a mechanical device equipped with pumps, nozzles, and tubes."

"When the machination was pumped with water, it was able to recreate sounds of farts, urination and defecation. "

"In order to 'teach' the machine-learning algorithm about the bodily sounds it should look for, researchers sifted through publicly available audio and video samples of excretions." (who puts that stuff on line???)

" Armed with the analyses of sound waves from different bathroom noises, the researchers primed the mechanical device that, fittingly, is called Synthetic Human Acoustic Reproduction Testing. Yes, SHART."

"They pumped SHART with water, recreating those sound waves."
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Human ingenuity at its finest, no doubt.
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FriskyGardenGnome
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found a pic of the inventor:
BaitShack
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Who does #2 work for?
Sticks&Stones
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Milwaukees Best Light
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Is this the new Alexa feature?
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gotsand said:

found a pic of the inventor:



That jaw line.
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Cromagnum said:

gotsand said:

found a pic of the inventor:



That jaw line.

Should be very popular with the girls upstate.
TheHappyCouch-potato
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Would be far more useful if it could just tell me who farted so that I'd know where to direct my anger.
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gotsand said:

Cromagnum said:

gotsand said:

found a pic of the inventor:



That jaw line.

Should be very popular with the girls upstate.
She's going to be in Aggieland.

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Buck Compton
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What kind of weird, sick **** even thought to scientifically test this?
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Buck Compton said:

What kind of weird, sick **** even thought to scientifically test this?


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Hideyowives
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But can it tell what I had for supper? I mean if it can tell me if I have cancer, it can sure tell me that I had chicken fajita tacos last night, right?
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Buck Compton said:

What kind of weird, sick **** even thought to scientifically test this?


Bruh, do you even know how difficult it is to get tenure?
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