Apparently "Lezbaru" is a slang term for a Subaru Outback, given its popularity among those of the lesbian persuasion.

I was driving back to Houston from Arkansas today and saw this:


I felt so lucky to see the subject of an old Reddit thread in the wild.

Would we feel lucky if we click that link?

Anchorhold said:

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Would we feel lucky if we click that link?

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It's mostly just commentary about how Subaru embraced their lesbian popularity.

Gay.

That term has been around for years. I learned it from a lesbian co-worker who had an Outback.

I thought that one that had
****
Taurus

on an old Ford was funnier.

OP and the guy that just learned about Monk should hang out.

I drive a Subaru. I also like Pu**y

FIDO*98* said:

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I drive a Subaru. I also like Pu**y

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Do you have a faux hawk?

Streaks of purple or green or pink or mauve in your hair?

Are you either incredibly ripped or incredibly out of shape (you probably have the faux hawk and odd hair colors if it's the latter)?

Do you have shoulder tattoos that you make sure are visible as often as possible by wearing clothing that reveals your shoulder tattoos?

Do you speak overly loudly in public settings and laugh like you just heard the funniest joke in your life every time something even mildly humorous is uttered so everyone in the establishment will look your way (which gives them a chance to see your awesome tattoos and hair colors)?

Have any gauges in your ear lobes?

If not, your vehicle may be subject to recall.

C@LAg said:

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FIDO*98* said:

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I drive a Subaru. I also like Pu**y

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you like pudgy?

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Putty

That's all we have ever called them. Great cars. One of my best buds has one and he is Asian and he always makes a joke about being a bad asian lesbian driver.

jetch17 said:

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Gay.

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The hot kind of gay though, not the gay kind.

Other day... driving 62 Eastbound.

Me: Outback. Lesbian. (In Steven Bauer/Scarface voice).

Wife: What?

Me: Subaru. Lesbian.

Wife looking at Subaru driver: That's a guy driving.

Me. Yup. Lesbian.

Caesar4 said:

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C@LAg said:

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FIDO*98* said:

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I drive a Subaru. I also like Pu**y

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you like pudgy?

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Putty

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wordle

Slaying Subussy is a challenge for to lezbrussy tenancies

C@LAg said:

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Anchorhold said:

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so he would be caught alive in one, then.

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She

Anybody can be a lesbian now. It's the great thing about abolishing men and women. We're all just folx these days.

Also, if you say you're queer or nonbinary I'm pretty sure others are required to have sex with you. Because bigotry.

FIDO*98* said:

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I drive a Subaru. I also like Pu**y

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Just like a lesbian

As long as you bought the Subaru on Brack Friday Bunduru.

Anchorhold said:

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BlueAg gone, RTT back. It really is true what they say….

When God closes a lesbian door He opens up a gay window.

Ol_Ag_02 said:

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Anchorhold said:

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BlueAg gone, RTT back. It really is true what they say….

When God closes a lesbian door He opens up a gay window.

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You really missed an opportunity there to say "He opens up a gay backdoor."

Would this be a 'Username checks out' moment?

Subaru
+
Chacos
+
Short hair/dyed hair

Lesbian in Texan or normal coloradoan.

Those cars in snow are badass. They stick to the road.

LupinusTexensis said:

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Subaru
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Chacos
+
Short hair/dyed hair

Lesbian in Texan or normal coloradoan.

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Uh oh...

Good thing I'm not in Texas!

I drive a Subaru, but I could never get into Chacos. Very uncomfortable.

Also, I'm a guy, so......