Flatulence coming from vegetarians

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TheHappyCouch-potato
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9:10a, 6/28/22
With all of their beans, sprouts, and assorted fiber. It's a real problem. Disgusting people, these vegetarians.
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9:13a, 6/28/22
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Protein farts aren't too wonderful either.
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9:34a, 6/28/22


A legume up on the competition?
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9:53a, 6/28/22
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Try lactose intolerance farts when they decide to throw caution to the wind and have an big bowl of ice cream.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 10:07a, 6/28/22
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IIIHorn said:


A legume up on the competition?
Your work is improving.
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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10:13a, 6/28/22
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all of you who fart around other humans are degenerate low lifes
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In reply to Ragnar Danneskjoldd • 11:08a, 6/28/22
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It's a sport.
It is so easy to be wrong—and to persist in being wrong—when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
Thomas Sowell
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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 12:04p, 6/28/22
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MouthBQ98 said:
Try lactose intolerance farts when they decide to throw caution to the wind and have an big bowl of ice cream.

These end up as sharts more often than not.
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In reply to Ragnar Danneskjoldd • 12:07p, 6/28/22
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
all of you who fart around other humans are degenerate low lifes


Someone got crop dusted, I see
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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12:37p, 6/28/22
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also, all you people who poop in public regularly are not fit to live in society. As animals, you should be kept in the wild or behind bars.
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In reply to Ragnar Danneskjoldd • 1:14p, 6/28/22
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
also, all you people who poop in public regularly are not fit to live in society. As animals, you should be kept in the wild or behind bars.
I agree. It should be a crime to poop in public. At the very least, Poopourri should be mandatory and include a $10,000 fine for pooping without it. This is the kind of thing government should be working on.
Username checks out.
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 1:37p, 6/28/22
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Ginormus Ag said:
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
also, all you people who poop in public regularly are not fit to live in society. As animals, you should be kept in the wild or behind bars.
I agree. It should be a crime to poop in public. At the very least, Poopourri should be mandatory and include a $10,000 fine for pooping without it. This is the kind of thing government should be working on.


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1:41p, 6/28/22
You know who else was a vegetarian with a severe flatulence problem?

Adolph Hitler.
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In reply to Funky Winkerbean • 2:07p, 6/28/22
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Funky Winkerbean said:
It's a sport.
It's more of a fartform
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2:45p, 6/28/22
When I worked in a cubicle environment I loved to do air biscuit drive bys after a hard boiled rgg and coffee breakfast then look down my nose at some innocent coworker.
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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In reply to Alte Schule • 2:48p, 6/28/22
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Alte Schule said:
When I worked in a cubicle environment I loved to do air biscuit drive bys after a hard boiled rgg and coffee breakfast then look down my nose at some innocent coworker.
congratulations on being wretched filth, i guess.
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3:16p, 6/28/22
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Whose "bean field" you been "plowin'" anyway?

"What's this button do?"
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11:39a, 6/29/22
farts are funny. grow up.
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In reply to Bob Loblaws Law Blog • 8:51a, 6/30/22
I read this while the song "Shout at the Devil" was stuck in my head.

I now have "Shart at the Devil" stuck in my head. A far better song.

SHART!
SHART!
SHART!
Shart at the Devil!
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9:31a, 6/30/22
My Dad was an anal ventriloquist; he could throw his farts across the room…

#differentlevel
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10:10a, 6/30/22
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Here is how you get revenge.

1. Make chili.
2. Put lots of beans in it.
3. Eat all of it.
4. Go to work.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 10:19a, 6/30/22
Cromagnum said:
Here is how you get revenge.

1. Make chili.
2. Put lots of beans in it.
3. Eat all of it.
4. Go to work.
You sure it wasn't sauerkraut you were meaning ?
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TheHappyCouch-potato
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11:11a, 6/30/22
For those about to shart, FIRE!
We salute you.
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11:36a, 6/30/22
Fiber One bar if you want to clear the room
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1:45p, 6/30/22
Life is easier if you consider that vegetarians are not human beings.
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In reply to gigemags-99 • 2:34p, 6/30/22
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gigemags-99 said:
Ginormus Ag said:
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
also, all you people who poop in public regularly are not fit to live in society. As animals, you should be kept in the wild or behind bars.
I agree. It should be a crime to poop in public. At the very least, Poopourri should be mandatory and include a $10,000 fine for pooping without it. This is the kind of thing government should be working on.


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Quality post and sadly unappreciated by the masses.

I salute you.
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4:49p, 6/30/22
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Epic..

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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 7:05p, 6/30/22
MouthBQ98 said:
Try lactose intolerance farts when they decide to throw caution to the wind and have an big bowl of ice cream.


Ask Talon about being woken up by one of these.
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In reply to deer corn • 6:17a, 7/1/22
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deer corn said:
MouthBQ98 said:
Try lactose intolerance farts when they decide to throw caution to the wind and have an big bowl of ice cream.


Ask Talon about being woken up by one of these.


A snugglebuddy never tells
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8:58a, 7/1/22
Meat farts are worse. Esp when the fart bubble gets stuck in the middle of poop and has to pass through it to get to the butt hole before getting expelled.
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9:00a, 7/1/22
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 6:55p, 7/1/22
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maroon barchetta said:
Fiber One bar if you want to clear the room
He ain't lying!

Damn, those things can produce some serious, paint-peeling funk. Heard it's the chicory…
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10:22a, 7/5/22
Did somebody step on a duck?

Would this be an appropriate question to ask a flatulent vegetarian?
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In reply to gigemags-99 • 12:02p, 7/5/22
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gigemags-99 said:
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
all of you who fart around other humans are degenerate low lifes


Someone got crop dusted, I see

Correction, it's called spackle the ceramic pony.
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Ryan the Temp
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 2:34p, 7/5/22
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maroon barchetta said:
Fiber One bar if you want to clear the room
If you want to clear the building, go for the Impossible Whopper or the pork chile verde burrito from Bucee's
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