Just downed my first one in two years. Taco Bell's best menu item (followed closely by the cheesy gordita crunch) is finally back and I hope they'll never deprive us again.
Mexican Pizza is back, baby
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Taco Bell is filth barely fit for dogs. Enjoy your colon cancer.
I'm not proud of the number of Mexican pizzas I will consume over the next month. But it will happen so I might as well sit back and enjoy it.
You ok dude? You sound like a Taco Bell manager slept with your husband.
two years?Teacher_Ag said:
Just downed my first one in two years. Taco Bell's best menu item (followed closely by the cheesy gordita crunch) is finally back and I hope they'll never deprive us again.
I am certain I haven't had one since the late 90s.
There's literally no fast food item I would be creaming my panties for after two years.
Brisk Mango Fiesta. You're welcome
Yeah they randomly took it off the menu two years ago, sparking a great deal of unrest. I don't eat at Taco Bell super often, maybe once or month or so, but when I go that has been one of my go-to items since I was a kid. Delicious.
Italian Enchiladas from Little Caesar's is just around the corner……..
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
Teacher_Ag said:
Yeah they randomly took it off the menu two years ago, sparking a great deal of unrest. I don't eat at Taco Bell super often, maybe once or month or so, but when I go that has been one of my go-to items since I was a kid. Delicious.
How fat are you?
Picture your mom and then subtract about 120 pounds. Another way to picture it is that I could dunk on you while you're distracted looking at your husband, as long as we're playing on a 9 foot goal. Semi-athletic build, decent ankles.
Smells like roll-sweat & diarrhea in here.
Teacher_Ag said:
Picture your mom and then subtract about 120 pounds. Another way to picture it is that I could dunk on you while you're distracted looking at your husband, as long as we're playing on a 9 foot goal. Semi-athletic build, decent ankles.
My mom is dead, so if you subtract 120 pounds from whatever that is, it would probably be negative, which is impossible. Also, why do you keep trying to insult me by saying that I have a husband? Are you one of those bigots who thinks being gay is inherently bad so you use it as an insult?
jetch17 said:
Smells like roll-sweat & diarrhea in here.
thats what the new baja blast chipotle ranch sauce is based on
Let's just say this -- if you started a thread about getting to hug your husband after him being gone for 2 years, I certainly wouldn't post on that thread just to let you know he isn't my type. I'd let you enjoy what you enjoy. Nor would I fatshame either of you.
Febreeze.
You lost me when you said the cheesy Gordita crunch came second to a back from retirement beef frisbee.
I like beef frisbee....might have to steal that. CGC is easily in their top 5 items, you're crazy if you think otherwise.
The harshest critics of Taco Bell are always white people who feel like it ups their street cred of liking "authentic" Mexican food.
That said, I've never tried the item in the OP nor have I ever wanted to. But I'll mess with a chipotle shredded chicken quesadilla any time.
That said, I've never tried the item in the OP nor have I ever wanted to. But I'll mess with a chipotle shredded chicken quesadilla any time.
Brian try one sometime and report back. They're weirdly good.
Teacher_Ag said:
Let's just say this -- if you started a thread about getting to hug your husband after him being gone for 2 years, I certainly wouldn't post on that thread just to let you know he isn't my type. I'd let you enjoy what you enjoy. Nor would I fatshame either of you.
Bigot confirmed. All I do is slay smoking hot babes, but if you want to pretend that I'm gay, it makes no difference to me. Taco Bell is still disgusting. Only fat people eat it consistently, much less post about it on message boards.
1. Enters a thread that doesn't pertain to them to be a ******
2. Wishes cancer upon a person
3. Fatshames people
4. Feigns offense
Oh, and no Ag Tag
2. Wishes cancer upon a person
3. Fatshames people
4. Feigns offense
Oh, and no Ag Tag
Fear InoculAg said:
All I do is slay smoking hot babes.
Please make that your signature, btw. Classic stuff.
Teacher_Ag said:
1. Enters a thread that doesn't pertain to them to be a ******
2. Wishes cancer upon a person
3. Fatshames people
4. Feigns offense
Oh, and no Ag Tag
1. This thread is about Taco Bell, and I have strong feelings of hate toward Taco Bell. It definitely pertains to me.
2. Objectively, verifiably false. I didn't wish cancer on anyone.
3. Objectively, verifiably false. I asked how fat you are. That's not fat shaming. Maybe the answer is "not fat at all." I don't know; I was just asking. But it sounds like you're pretty sensitive about fatness for whatever reason.
4. I'm not offended by anything you posted.
Teacher_Ag said:
I like beef frisbee....might have to steal that. CGC is easily in their top 5 items, you're crazy if you think otherwise.
Not trying to brag, but I'm rich enough to substitute for chicken, so I might be operating on a different level.
Goofball, your serious vitriol toward Taco Bell is funny. And Doja Cat led the charge to get it back on the menu, not all of its fans are overweight. Probably not your type, it seems, but a least she meets your weight preferences.
Teacher_Ag said:
Oh, and no Ag Tag
Average Ag Tag user
I had honestly never ever pictured substituting for chicken and now I'm intrigued.
Teacher_Ag said:
Goofball, your serious vitriol toward Taco Bell is funny. And Doja Cat led the charge to get it back on the menu, not all of its fans are overweight. Probably not your type, it seems, but a least she meets your weight preferences.
I probably would. Chicks with foul mouths are a definite turn on.
AgTag supremacy. Guessing inocuAg lost his main account by fatshaming a mod and telling them to "enjoy cancer".
I love Taco Bell. I eat it roughy 2x/yr when the urge strikes and it is glorious. I've never understood the gastric distress associations. You people have obviously never traveled and eaten questionable street food and it shows.
Same here...I think eating Allsups burritos as a kid conditioned my digestive system to take on anything. Taco Bell has never given me issues.
LupinusTexensis said:
I love Taco Bell. I eat it roughy 2x/yr when the urge strikes and it is glorious. I've never understood the gastric distress associations. You people have obviously never traveled and eaten questionable street food and it shows.
Like most people who eat there they eat too much of it in one sitting plus a large sized fat water. I typically cap myself off with an unsweet iced tea and a couple value menu items and that's it. I'm out of there for under 5 bucks and no porcelain destruction after effects.
Teacher_Ag said:
1. Enters a thread that doesn't pertain to them to be a ******
2. Wishes cancer upon a person
3. Fatshames people
4. Feigns offense
Oh, and no Ag Tag
He is one of those who was pretty much universally despised on the premium boards and has to come here now to pester us/get validation of some sort of self worth for interacting with people. Just throw insults and then disregard and don't read the replies.
Oh ok that makes sense. His initial reply came off a bit...unhinged, so that makes sense. I've never met someone with jihad-level anger toward a fast food place.
Teacher_Ag said:
I've never met someone with jihad-level anger toward a fast food place.
As long as you don't bring up Hardee's we'll get along just fine.
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