TexAgs summarized… prove me wrong, ha!

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zephyr88
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This discussion could exist on almost any TexAgs forum ...

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a TexAgs forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, "I'm just here for the comments.")

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

3 to say "can't share"

2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

And yes, at least one to proclaim TLDR.
tandy miller
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TL;DR
Ghost of Bisbee
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tandy miller said:

TL;DR


This. Wtf man we have lives and can't read all that ish
Ol_Ag_02
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This was funnier in your head.

Caveat being that it might have been hilarious but I'm not reading that *****
Tanya 93
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I see nothing about mentioning cost efficient light bulbs or people who need light bulbs are weak New Army and thanks Young
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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How it would work on the present day general board:

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a TexAgs forum?

1 person would respond, "your mom changes light bulbs."

1 staff member would then ban that user for making a "your mom" joke.



After about a week that thread falls off the front page without any additional activity.
Slicer97
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And 1 to say, "You really overthought this, dude, and you ain't never getting that time back."
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The Dirty Sock
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HA....the word "summarized" in the thread title
zephyr88
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

This was funnier in your head.


Correct
Cramp00
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LarLar said:

I think my grandma forwarded this to me in 1998

I sure do miss that skank. Dirty dirt piece she was.
zephyr88
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I gotta stop drinkin on Tuesday nights…
Sponge
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Texags posters are like any other group of people. A few winners and a whole lot of losers.
EFE
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Human
Beer Baron
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Math word problems
HarleySpoon
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Pithy is better.
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Mega Lops
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The Dirty Sock
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Easy, Rod said:




azul_rain
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Dear Diary
you may all go to hell and i will go to Texas
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