A middle aged woman just moved into the house next to me and sits in her backyard and smokes all day. Do I just have to move now? Set up giant fans that blow that sh*t back on to her? Get corona and blow bubbles over her fence so my contaminated airs pops right over her?
New neighbor that smokes
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Or lighten up a bit...
Find something worthy to fret about.
Find something worthy to fret about.
IamGroot said:
Or lighten up a bit...
Find something worthy to fret about.
You must not have a sense of smell
No, groot smells like a rained on ashtray.
I quit smoking after my first kid was born. It's amazing how much air a single cigarette can pollute and how far it carries.
LupinusTexensis said:
A middle aged woman just moved into the house next to me and sits in her backyard and smokes all day. Do I just have to move now? Set up giant fans that blow that sh*t back on to her? Get corona and blow bubbles over her fence so my contaminated airs pops right over her?
No cans, no advice. Preferably yours.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
If she smokes, she pokes. Go **** her silly until her emphysema causes a coughing fit that kills her
LupinusTexensis said:IamGroot said:
Or lighten up a bit...
Find something worthy to fret about.
You must not have a sense of smell
You must not have enough to do. Grow up and find some hobbies. Being moderately attractive will only get you so far if you have a whiner attitude. Clock is ticking and you're starting to sound like a grouchy old cat lady.
Harry Lime said:LupinusTexensis said:IamGroot said:
Or lighten up a bit...
Find something worthy to fret about.
You must not have a sense of smell
You must not have enough to do. Grow up and find some hobbies. Being moderately attractive will only get you so far if you have a whiner attitude. Clock is ticking and you're starting to sound like a grouchy old cat lady.
You forgot to sign in to your RealTalk account.
Damn, OP went from hottie to Karen in no time.
Need a pic of the neighbors saggy, leathery cans then one of yours for comparison please....
Just need a look at the damage smoking can do....
Just need a look at the damage smoking can do....
Get some cigars and fight smoke with smoke!!
Get the HOA involved. Be sure and film it.
Cigarette smokers are the worst litterers in the world. I don't know what it is that makes them feel so entitled to just throw their trash on the ground anywhere they go.
What does she smoke? Id kill to have a neighbor who smokes meat all day in their back yard
Troutslime said:
Get the HOA involved. Be sure and film it.
Unless there is something in rules about not being able to smoke in your own yard, the HOA should tell her to pound sand. The neighbor has every right to smoke in her own backyard.
histag10 said:
What does she smoke? Id kill to have a neighbor who smokes meat all day in their back yard
*slowly unzips pants*
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs said:
Cigarette smokers are the worst litterers in the world. I don't know what it is that makes them feel so entitled to just throw their trash on the ground anywhere they go.
Picking up cigarette butts and other people's brass gives you a keen hatred for these ****tards!
I'm sure my old apartment complex hated me. I sat on my back porch every weekend grilling and smoking cigars. But not a single complaint from neighbors or management for the year that I lived there. I guess I just lived with other adults who didn't give a ****
Explain the brass part, please. Are you talking shell casings? If so, where exactly do you live that you're always seeing cigarette butts and shell casings laying on the ground?
People expect lolpoors that live in apartments to have trashy habits like smoking
To each their own. Cigars can be an art form as long as you aren't buying the trash gas station cigars.DannyDuberstein said:
People expect lolpoors that live in apartments to have trashy habits like smoking
Weak troll is weak
Outdoor ranges. I always police up my brass after practice.
Move to a neighborhood that doesnt have skanks
No, they can't.Wildman15 said:To each their own. Cigars can be an art form as long as you aren't buying the trash gas station cigars.DannyDuberstein said:
People expect lolpoors that live in apartments to have trashy habits like smoking
Bill Clinton says otherwise.
You're complaining about somebody smoking, outside, on their own property? Weird.
LupinusTexensis said:IamGroot said:
Or lighten up a bit...
Find something worthy to fret about.
You must not have a sense of smell
Your "yards" must be about 3,500 sq ft a piece
Are you in your backyard all day?LupinusTexensis said:
A middle aged woman just moved into the house next to me and sits in her backyard and smokes all day. Do I just have to move now? Set up giant fans that blow that sh*t back on to her? Get corona and blow bubbles over her fence so my contaminated airs pops right over her?
Glad my neighbors don't smoke. The smell carries and fast. I only want to smell fresh air or what I'm grilling.
WTF happened to the perky tiddy, picture posting, outdoorsy LupinusTexensis?
Something just ain't right.
Something just ain't right.
Tanya 93 said:Are you in your backyard all day?LupinusTexensis said:
A middle aged woman just moved into the house next to me and sits in her backyard and smokes all day. Do I just have to move now? Set up giant fans that blow that sh*t back on to her? Get corona and blow bubbles over her fence so my contaminated airs pops right over her?
Yes. I enjoy yard work and have my WFH space set up on my porch, so the smell is really annoying.
Luckily I can split my time between my place in Pagosa so I can get away, but smoking is actually the most disgusting habit.
LupinusTexensis said:Tanya 93 said:Are you in your backyard all day?LupinusTexensis said:
A middle aged woman just moved into the house next to me and sits in her backyard and smokes all day. Do I just have to move now? Set up giant fans that blow that sh*t back on to her? Get corona and blow bubbles over her fence so my contaminated airs pops right over her?
Yes. I enjoy yard work and have my WFH space set up on my porch, so the smell is really annoying.
Luckily I can split my time between my place in Pagosa so I can get away, but smoking is actually the most disgusting habit.
Okay that's all fine and well, but, cans?
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
I don't smoke and never have. I do like the way cigarette smoke smells from afar.
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