A. You let yourself go to hell but your spouse is smoking hot.

B. You get in great shape but your spouse let's themselves go to hell.

There is no C, D or any other damn letter.

B

The first half of A and the second half of B happened about 3 months after the microbreweries were born

It's slowing become B.

My husband ran track in HS and College and worked out when we met. I'm slowly getting back to my HS weight (slowly) and I'm having my boobs done next year

B.

I would be healthier and can always choose to divorce my fat ass wife.

What's the point of having a hot wife if you're going to drop dead of a heart attack?

Tatem said:

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It's slowing become B.

My husband ran track in HS and College and worked out when we met. I'm slowly getting back to my HS weight (slowly) and I'm having my boobs done next year

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Congrats on the upcoming divorce

Tatem said:

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It's slowing become B.

My husband ran track in HS and College and worked out when we met. I'm slowly getting back to my HS weight (slowly) and I'm having my boobs done next year

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Post pics of your boobs and I'll let you know if you need a boob job or not. No need to waste money if you don't have to.

Tatem said:

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It's slowing become B.

My husband ran track in HS and College and worked out when we met. I'm slowly getting back to my HS weight (slowly) and I'm having my boobs done next year

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Username almost checks out. Maybe switch it to taters.

A will end with a cheating wife, her getting the kids, the house, and you living in an apartment while paying child support for the next 10 years.

Mike Honcho 85 said:

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A will end with a cheating wife, her getting the kids, the house, and you living in an apartment while paying child support for the next 10 years.

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Don't kid yourself.

B will too.

RealTalk said:

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Tatem said:

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It's slowing become B.

My husband ran track in HS and College and worked out when we met. I'm slowly getting back to my HS weight (slowly) and I'm having my boobs done next year

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Post pics of your boobs and I'll let you know if you need a boob job or not. No need to waste money if you don't have to.

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waits for said pics....

Is there a betting pool?

Why would either one of you go to hell?
Wouldn't a hot body be part of the deal with the devil?

My neighbor is so A. He's pretty huge and his wife doesn't work so she's at the gym 5 days a week. He calls her out in front of us when she does eat bad and we all just look at each other knowing the dude needs to drop 75 pounds minimum. I'm surprised she puts up with it unless she's getting what she needs at the gym

C. Unmarried and chubby

I know there are other alternatives - just asking if these were the only two, which way to go.

As a young man, I was all up in A. Now, as I've gotten older, see the value in B.

Currently at A and the sex is great.

javajaws said:

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Currently at A and the sex is great.

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Yeah it is! Love that little hip swirl/thrust thing your wife does at the end!

Rutedown said:

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My neighbor is so A. He's pretty huge and his wife doesn't work so she's at the gym 5 days a week. He calls her out in front of us when she does eat bad and we all just look at each other knowing the dude needs to drop 75 pounds minimum. I'm surprised she puts up with it unless she's getting what she needs at the gym

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I used to think this was absurd when I heard about this occurrence growing up. Like, surely this doesn't happen in real life. Since then I have personally come across this probably about a dozen times now. Might be a west coast thing to though. Most were there.

People are ****ing bizarre sometimes. Both the men and the women. The men for how ****ty they are and the women for taking such abuse.

Married so no sex in either scenario. So what do I care what she looks like

Real answer


A. I always want more for my wife than I want for me regardless of the situation



General board won't want that answer however

Perhaps, some visual aides would help...

(A)

(B)