Did not realize this is what the 'neighbors' across the alley have in their backyard...

A catio is a screened, escape-proof space that allows cats to safely experience the outdoors. From a cat-friendly enclosure surrounding a window to a freestanding structure, catios range in sizes for a window, porch, patio, deck or yard. ... After all, nature and fresh air are good for cat guardians too!

Do the cats wear masks?

They look feral with clipped ears. Are they exempt?

I guess you don't know how crazy a crazy cat lady can get.

The lengths that people will go to try to win the favor of an animal that inherently and infinitely hates people....

Is fellatio, another name for a catio? I keep hearing about them and cats are called felines.

My dad has one for his cat.

Escape-proof for a cat?!??! False advertising.

I have one. I took a 10x10x6ft kennel with roof, built a tunnel from my window and ran it out to one side. I have a split curtain that functions as a cat door at the window. The cats run around the house then straight through the tunnel out to the catio.

I thought Catio was a brand of watches for cats.

Catio Furniture?