He's a ***** ass cereal pimp wannabe! Erbody know you only get truly fat with bacon, eggs and waffles with syrup. Secret is, you save the bacon for last and dip it in the syrup. Then, if you are still hungry, you get the Frosted Flakes out. And, here's the kicker, sprinkle some extra sugar on it. Just when you think you got enough, add a little more. That way when your done you got that left over sugar and milk mixture in your bowl to scoop out. It is like a bonus icing glaze.
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