While spending way too much Time at home.

Whatcha got?

I'm a cowboy toy and I have been replaced by a space ranger.

Saw a guy riding a dirt bike with a chihuahua on his lap earlier.

Saw a lady running down the middle of the street in front of my house. She was wearing running gear but carrying a coffee mug in one hand(upright able to drink out of) and it was pouring rain.

OP's mom sexted me out of nowhere.

Roots86 said:

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While spending way too much Time at home.

Whatcha got?

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Heard neighbors have a few stereotypical redneck throw downs outside

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Strange Occurrences...

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OP's mom said "no".

Saw OP naked in his backyard trying to do the helicopter. Only thing is that it is so small it looked like he was turning the light switch off and on.

I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance
A fourth chance, a word, a signal
A nod, a little breath
Just to fool myself, to catch myself
And make it real, real

I saw a jogger (dressed in exercise gear) go by my house while smoking/vaping (don't know which). Odd.

He cared about his health, but only just a little.

Saw a guy in Longview riding a motorcycle shirtless, wearing flip flops and his swim trunks. Had a beer gut making it even greater

The Waffle House near my home is closed. Strange things are afoot.

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Saw a guy in Longview riding a motorcycle shirtless, wearing flip flops and his swim trunks. Had a beer gut making it even greater

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Given the location, that doesn't really qualify as strange. Hell, he's probably the mayor.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

My teddy bear, Mr. Fur, moved from one side of the couch to the other when I went to the kitchen to get some water.

Is his full name 'Mr fur' or do you just have a more formal relationship?

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Is his full name 'Mr fur' or do you just have a more formal relationship?

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No, his name is Mr. Fur. He used to have a bow tie, so he is pretty formal.

About 35 years ago, accidentally left a small item in the American Airlines departure lounge at DFW Airport when leaving on vacation. Five days later, after boarding a 7:00 a.m ferry from Martha's Vineyard to Nantucket, my wife and I sat down at a table inside the ferry boat, and there on the table was the item I had left in Dallas (it had my initials on it).

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My teddy bear, Mr. Fur, moved from one side of the couch to the other when I went to the kitchen to get some water.

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Alex I'll take Aneurysms for $100.

Ummm that is a Longview motorcycle cop

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Tanya 93 said:

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My teddy bear, Mr. Fur, moved from one side of the couch to the other when I went to the kitchen to get some water.

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Alex I'll take Aneurysms for $100.

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I think it was the cat.

She doesn't like him very much. He glares at her.

Found someone on the game camera walking around the house in the middle of the night. Sometime after midnight. Probably 6 foot 300 pounds with prison tats.

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Found someone on the game camera walking around the house in the middle of the night. Sometime after midnight. Probably 6 foot 300 pounds with prison tats.

That must be one hella high quality game camera to see prison tats at night. I need one! Please share the make/model.

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About 10 years ago, when my son was still an infant.

Had him in the motorized swing, gently rocking while he slept, completely buckled up.

No one in the house but me and him.

I went upstairs to put up some laundry. Was up there at least five minutes. I came back downstairs to the swing turned off, and my son asleep on the ground by the swing.

Just about s*** my pants, and immediately swept my house for an intruder.

I still cannot explain what happened.

Richline

His arm was covered in tats. More than one tat equates to prison tats for me. Haha Easily seen on the camera. We don't buy high end stuff. This camera was maybe $30? It's a Tasco Model no. 119272CW
I think we got it at Walmart. All of ours have been great. Just be sure to keep good batteries in there.