Damn UPS driver put package in front of door and I can't open the door

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3:29a, 1/8/20

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What can brown do for you?

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In reply to SECond2noneAgs • 6:08a, 1/8/20

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SECond2noneAgs said:
What can brown do for you?

More like "What can I do to brown?" Amirite?

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7:06a, 1/8/20

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She'd be even happier with a bigger package.

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9:23a, 1/8/20

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Since she blocked the front door, she clearly wants you to use the back door!

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10:08a, 1/8/20

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Damn...now there's a concept. Take the Hooters/Twin Peaks vibe and bring it to package delivery...hot damn!

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12:22p, 1/8/20

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Tramp stamp and all. Solid post, OP

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12:31p, 1/8/20

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I'm pretty sure that image has been around for like 20 years. She's probably a grandma by now!

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She has the cutest smile.

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In reply to Scoopen Skwert • 2:28p, 1/8/20

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bh93 said:
She has the cutest smile.

She's also got a cute tattoo under her shorts as well...if you're looking at the right images of her.

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4:00p, 1/8/20

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LOL, I got bored and decided to find out who this was. Back in the day she was a porn star who went by the name Sandy Summers (google yourself for the pics). Then I ran across this link:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2958242/Brazilian-former-porn-star-Diane-DeJesus-mystery-figure-5million-year-YouTube-sensation-DC-Toys-Collector.html

So she's made more money off of Disney toys than porn!

From the article (circa 2015 - probably 10-15 years after the UPS photo shoot):

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In reply to javajaws • 4:55p, 1/8/20

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Still would.

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In reply to crowman2010 • 7:36p, 1/8/20

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crowman2010 said:
Damn...now there's a concept. Take the Hooters/Twin Peaks vibe and bring it to package delivery...hot damn!

Not a new concept... Auto parts stores have been doing it for years...

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In reply to [removed post] • 7:46p, 1/8/20

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C@LAg said:
java9 said:

Not a new concept... Auto parts stores have been doing it for years...

I was thinking more like this...

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In reply to Drawkcab • 10:03p, 1/8/20

Looking at the door in that picture, you're a terrible liar. The doors open inward and you wouldn't have any problem opening them.

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In reply to hairloom • 6:13a, 1/9/20

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hairloom said:
Looking at the door in that picture, you're a terrible liar. The doors open inward and you wouldn't have any problem opening them.

What door?

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In reply to javajaws • 9:30a, 1/10/20

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javajaws said:
I'm pretty sure that image has been around for like 20 years. She's probably a grandma by now!

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In reply to javajaws • 9:33a, 1/10/20

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javajaws said:
LOL, I got bored and decided to find out who this was. Back in the day she was a porn star who went by the name Sandy Summers (google yourself for the pics). Then I ran across this link:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2958242/Brazilian-former-porn-star-Diane-DeJesus-mystery-figure-5million-year-YouTube-sensation-DC-Toys-Collector.html

So she's made more money off of Disney toys than porn!

From the article (circa 2015 - probably 10-15 years after the UPS photo shoot):

A deeper search shows that she was an actress with many talents.