What's your favorite firework to buy?

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Swarely
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10:33p, 12/21/19
Stands just opened up today. Need something big and good.

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10:52p, 12/21/19
La Bomba
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2:10a, 12/22/19
Sorry, can't help you. Haven't bought fireworks in years. Come back when you want to know what my favorite firework is to steal.
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7:15a, 12/22/19
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7:47a, 12/22/19
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7:52a, 12/22/19
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Joe Dirt:
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

Kicking Wing:
No.

Joe Dirt:
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Kicking Wing:
No, I don't.

Joe Dirt:
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Kicking Wing:
No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Joe Dirt:
Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
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7:59a, 12/23/19
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Saturn missiles. They're loud and obnoxious and they go on forever.
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8:37a, 12/23/19
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The Gusher by your mom
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9:18a, 12/23/19


You hate your children of you don't get them this one
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9:27a, 12/23/19
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Mortar shells. So many interesting things can happen if there is any kind of misfire.
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In reply to h1ag • 9:30a, 12/23/19
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h1ag said:
Saturn missiles. They're loud and obnoxious and they go on forever.


They are a Jewish mother-in-law?
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5:28p, 12/23/19
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I'd love to name a firework the Pink Mister.
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6:02p, 12/23/19
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Pretty much anything that goes boom. My family sold fireworks in Nebraska for over 40 years. Now that I am buying in Texas we have a few favorites. Have a couple of these as I like to wire up my own sequence.

http://www.pyroboom.com/product_detail.aspx?ProductID=5&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIq8_ru_3M5gIVRdbACh14ng5oEAQYASABEgIeM_D_BwE
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6:49p, 12/23/19
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Seriously these were epic back in the day. Many many bottle rocker fights. I thought I was the shiznit when I finally lit them in my hand and threw them.
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6:55p, 12/23/19
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Bottle rockets & cherry bombs
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7:09p, 12/23/19
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In reply to TexAggee05 • 7:43p, 12/23/19
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Love that Joe Dirt scene. Best ever!
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In reply to Scoopen Skwert • 8:24p, 12/23/19
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bh93 said:

Seriously these were epic back in the day. Many many bottle rocker fights. I thought I was the shiznit when I finally lit them in my hand and threw them.


Bottle rockets are the bomb.

Many alternative uses as well
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9:39p, 12/23/19
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I don't have a favorite firework to buy, but I do have a favorite firework to shoot.
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11:50p, 12/23/19
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The kind that you set off outside city limits and not in my neighborhood that wakes up my kids and scares the s**t out of them when they're trying to sleep.
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11:35a, 12/24/19
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Bring back bottle rockets!!!!
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In reply to Swarely • 11:54a, 12/24/19

This set of 4 500g Cakes is the best I've bought. Each one of them is outstanding on there own, but for this past 4th of July, I fused the four together to go off one after the other...best finale I've done.
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5:00p, 12/25/19
The "Chickaboo" - price versus value is well worth it.
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2:55p, 12/26/19
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In reply to CajunAg97 • 7:21a, 12/30/19
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So that's what they are calling them now.
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In reply to h1ag • 4:18p, 12/30/19
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h1ag said:
Saturn missiles. They're loud and obnoxious and they go on forever.
They may well be the best bang for the buck..........

next to your mom.
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In reply to CajunAg97 • 9:51a, 12/31/19
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CajunAg97 said:
Ah yes, the ethnic discriminator
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