Aggie marriage proposal?

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jdar99
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Ags,

Comment with your most creative proposal ideas. This could be stuff that happened or hasn't happened yet.
chipotle
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oh dear god
SquareOne07
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AG
Don't do it. One snizz forever? Bro. Don't.
Leeman
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Muscular forearms ahead,
DevilD77
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"YOU"RE WHAT?!!!!!!!!"
goodAg80
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If you are proposing to me, Rule 1. You are female, right?
ABATTBQ11
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Put a ring on your dingaling and ask her to open your pants
Spotted Ag
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ABATTBQ11 said:

Put a ring on your dingaling and ask her to open your pants
Yeah, so, either the dingaling is the size of pencil or she's got some gravy filled fingers.
Dad
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At a sporting event I would bend down on one knee, prenup already in hand, and say "Will you marry me? I love you and want to spend the next 10 to 15 years of my life with you and have you be the mother of my second family."
redd38
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Century Tree or gtfo
Not a Bot
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Too young.

And too soon.
EastTexAg09
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jdar99 said:

Ags,

Comment with your most creative proposal ideas. This could be stuff that happened or hasn't happened yet.
Do not ask for help unless you are willing to follow RULE #1.

Ban user
update the spreadsheet
delete thread

also too young
coupland boy
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I had a box of fortune cookies made. (25 minimum)
80s Guy
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DevilD77 said:

"YOU"RE WHAT?!!!!!!!!"

Tin roof. Rusted.
CharlieBrown17
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redd38 said:

Century Tree or gtfo


But really. Why do some half ass pretend A&M proposal
HHAG
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Oyster bar. Ring in the oyster. Be careful...
PoohAh97
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Sneak her into B Ramp, say stuff.
The Dog Lord
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AG
Feed the ring to a longhorn, then slaughter it in front of her and pull the ring out to propose.
Wicked Good Ag
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80s Guy said:

DevilD77 said:

"YOU"RE WHAT?!!!!!!!!"

Tin roof. Rusted.


User name checks out
The Shank Ag
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On Jumbotron at Kyle
Geralt of Rivia
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Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk (and the ring) in that box
Step 3: Make her open the box

and that's the way you do it!
immortal_kumquat
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Why would you do this? When the marriage tanks you'll have ruined football weekends for yourself for the rest of your life.
Tree Hugger
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AG
Feed the ring to Reveille and have her poop it out in front of your girl.
TPS_Report
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Take her to a visitation. Then when you're both in front of the casket, get down on one knee and tell her you want to be with her until you're both dead like the withered husk in this over priced box.
ac04
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tell her to wait til next year
Funky Winkerbean
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Get her pregnant so she can't say no.
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Celee04
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Ok serious answer in case you're serious. Forget creative and do classy. You're starting a life with someone, not asking her to prom. Do you really want to kick that off with a gimmick or something that will likely go not as planned? (literally this week there was a news story of a dude who died while proposing underwater... he swam to the bottom of some sort of glass sided structure In the ocean and didn't make it back up). Is there a place that has special meaning to y'all? If not, figure out the most beautiful place in your area that won't be subject to being torn down or turned into apartments etc. that way you can always go back there and have a place to point to as where you were engaged. No restaurants. No social media. No filming. Just personal, and giving the question and the person your asking the dignity it deserves.
Bondag
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I have been involved(held a saber) in on field proposal as well as century tree and both of those marriages are still going strong, so any proposal that involves a sword has to work.
Scoopen Skwert
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Buy a really old condom on your way to Houston. Get drunk and only realize after that the condom broke.
B-1 83
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Too soon
beanbean
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People that make a huge production out of marriage proposals are attention *****s. The women that want a huge production are the types that have 100 selfies on their Facebook page of them sitting in the drivers seat of their car.
Oryx
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Throw an interception and get her sister pregnant
bodaciousbood14
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Bondag said:

I have been involved(held a saber) in on field proposal as well as century tree and both of those marriages are still going strong, so any proposal that involves a sword has to work.
I have as well...shockingly, the century tree one didn't make it past two years.
wbt5845
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TPS_Report said:

Take her to a visitation. Then when you're both in front of the casket, get down on one knee and tell her you want to be with her until you're both dead like the withered husk in this over priced box.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Do you kids still do the flash mob thing? That seems gay enough to.suggest on this thread.
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