http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/botched-home-surgery-370529

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told cops that he met the patient through a web site for those interested in the eunuch lifestyle, and communicated with him via the Discord chat app.

Seen above, Van Ryswyk, who has no medical training, told police that when he was "younger and living on a farm," he would have to "perform castrations on animals to include bulls and such." Noting that "castration was a fetish of his as well," Van Ryswyk added that he had "removed his own right testicle during the year 2012."

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What is wrong with people ?

I must be old.. never heard of the "eunuch lifestyle".

Is it similar to being married for a long time ?

I've castrated many a bull in my day but I leave all my human castrations tot he professionals.

People in Florida are insane. And I cannot stop laughing.

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People in Florida are insane. And I cannot stop laughing.

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Why is it always Florida?

What was special about 2012 for him?

Castration would be the right call on that guy.

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I must be old.. never heard of the "eunuch lifestyle".

Is it similar to being married for a long time ?

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According to Game of Thrones it means you wear drapes and hold your hands together in front of you at all times. The good news is these morons can't reproduce

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People in Florida are insane. And I cannot stop laughing.

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Why is it always Florida?

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They wear jorts, enough said.

Dyslexic nuchecs of the World - Untie!!

How much meth does one have to do before letting a crazy looking old man chop your balls off for the fun of it?

One of my proudest moments in college was the time I convinced a sip sorority girl that the "hook'em" sign originated in Ancient Greece as a sign by which eunuchs would greet each other. In all fairness, she was pretty drunk at the time.

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How much meth does one have to do before letting a crazy looking old man chop your balls off for the fun of it?

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Whatever the amount might be, you'll need a billion times more once you figure out what happened.

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One of my proudest moments in college was the time I convinced a sip sorority girl that the "hook'em" sign originated in Ancient Greece as a sign by which eunuchs would greet each other. In all fairness, she was pretty drunk at the time.

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Man, you really need to to re-do college

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Man, you really need to to re-do college

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It took me a long time to stop having nightmares that I was re-doing college.

This is actually a good news story. Dude is no longer in the gene pool.

Amateur surgeon sounds about like a professional transient. It just can't be a thing.

He cut both of the guy's balls off and put them in a jar, so I'm going to call this a successful castration vs a botched one.

Edit: I don't even know what's going on anymore.

It takes a lot of balls to fake being a doctor so you can castrate someone else.

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People in Florida are insane. And I cannot stop laughing.

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Why is it always Florida?

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Or Germany.

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People in Florida are insane. And I cannot stop laughing.

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Why is it always Florida?

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The short answer is....it's not. These weird stories happen everywhere. The reason we hear about the ones in Florida is because of their "Sunshine Laws" that give the media full access to polices reports, even for open investigations. The media dig through these CONSTANTLY for good headline stories. You can read about it here.
https://www.good.is/articles/florida-man-sunshine-laws-transparency

Darwin Award nominee?

Yeah, the patient isn't dead, but he is permanently incapable of reproducing.