ought1ag said:

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Work did a shuffle up in the office and the new cubemate is killing me. Here is a list of things he does

1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call
2 - farts and tell us
3 - stares at me for 2-3 minutes at a time and doesnt say a word ( can see his reflection in the monitor)
4 - talks to himself
5 - in inter-company messages he uses baby talk (by far the weirdest one) he does not do this when boss' are involved
6 - dances by my cube every time he gets up for water or goes to the printer.
7 - lays back in his chair and rolls his eyes back in his head while patting his belly......his ritual right before lunch.


This is just stuff I have noticed in a week.......should I be worried for my safety?

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cubemate

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ought1ag said:

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Work did a shuffle up in the office and the new cubemate is killing me. Here is a list of things he does

1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call
2 - farts and tell us
3 - stares at me for 2-3 minutes at a time and doesnt say a word ( can see his reflection in the monitor)
4 - talks to himself
5 - in inter-company messages he uses baby talk (by far the weirdest one) he does not do this when boss' are involved
6 - dances by my cube every time he gets up for water or goes to the printer.
7 - lays back in his chair and rolls his eyes back in his head while patting his belly......his ritual right before lunch.

This is just stuff I have noticed in a week.......should I be worried for my safety?

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1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call

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ought1ag said:

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Work did a shuffle up in the office and the new cubemate is killing me. Here is a list of things he does

1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call
2 - farts and tell us
3 - stares at me for 2-3 minutes at a time and doesnt say a word ( can see his reflection in the monitor)
4 - talks to himself
5 - in inter-company messages he uses baby talk (by far the weirdest one) he does not do this when boss' are involved
6 - dances by my cube every time he gets up for water or goes to the printer.
7 - lays back in his chair and rolls his eyes back in his head while patting his belly......his ritual right before lunch.


This is just stuff I have noticed in a week.......should I be worried for my safety?

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ought1ag said:

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Work did a shuffle up in the office and the new cubemate is killing me. Here is a list of things he does

1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call
2 - farts and tell us
3 - stares at me for 2-3 minutes at a time and doesnt say a word ( can see his reflection in the monitor)
4 - talks to himself
5 - in inter-company messages he uses baby talk (by far the weirdest one) he does not do this when boss' are involved
6 - dances by my cube every time he gets up for water or goes to the printer.
7 - lays back in his chair and rolls his eyes back in his head while patting his belly......his ritual right before lunch.


This is just stuff I have noticed in a week.......should I be worried for my safety?

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Butcher of Blaviken said:

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I have a guy that clears his throat -- as loudly as possible -- about every 5 minutes.

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PoohAh97 said:

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Butcher of Blaviken said:

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I have a guy that clears his throat -- as loudly as possible -- about every 5 minutes.

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That guy was on my team at my last job--he had a cough for like 2 months and I thought he'd dislodge ceiling tiles.

He also had a deep, rich, loud voice that he absolutely could not control the volume on, so it was like having a conversation with your grandfather. "WHOSE TITS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

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