I'm at a bar and a friend just texted me to try this drink. I Google it and there are lots of versions but basically seems to be Canadian rye, US Whiskey and coke. He acted like this is a big thing, seems kind of tame? Is this old school or something new?

a black toothed grin is a drink made sorta famous by Pantera's Dimebag Darrell Abbott (RIP) and named from a lyric in a Megadeth song. It was originally something like a heavy Jack and coke pour but i have no idea what people call a black toothed grin these days.

Well that's appropriate I'm at a bar in Arlington...

Enjoy in style! Video includes cussing, drinking and puking. The black tooth grin is around the middle.

Well, me, it's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia
Some day you too will know my pain
And smile its blacktooth grin
If the war inside my head
Won't take a day off I'll be dead
My icy fingers claw your back
Here I come again


I find that I appreciate Megadeth much more these days.

You should get the Super Secret Shot

I'm going to channel my inner Goodfield Nohit and name drop. You haven't lived until you've taken a Black Tooth Grin shot at Dimebag's house aka The Fortress.

Will you invite me on your boat?

First 5 albums hold up well, or I'm just nostalgic for them. The 6th...meh.

Sad. Posting from a bar and soliciting advice from texags On a Friday night

So while researching Dimebag I found out he owned the Clubhouse in Dallas. They are still there and open. Hmm...

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Will you invite me on your boat?

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Everyone is welcome except for that meanie Junkhead who calls me out on my bull**** all the time.

What you really need to try is a Chicago Handshake.

OMG, Malort sounds horrible. I've never heard of it.

"It starts with a slight grapefruit and honey taste that quickly devolves into a melange of gasoline, earwax, Adolph Hitler and Deep Woods Off"

Next time in Chicago!!!

superunknown said:

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a black toothed grin is a drink made sorta famous by Pantera's Dimebag Darrell Abbott (RIP) and named from a lyric in a Megadeth song. It was originally something like a heavy Jack and coke pour but i have no idea what people call a black toothed grin these days.

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Nice story. Tell it to reader's digest.

Dafuq is US whiskey? Did you mean to say bourbon?

LOL, I originally typed only Whiskey but since I had Canadian in the sentence I decided to add US so people didn't think Scotch. But since I spelled it with an E the US was really not necessary.
Bourbon and Whiskey are synonymous here just to clarify..but I tend to call everything not from Kentucky Whiskey.

SWEATING BUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTS

tk for tu juan said:

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SWEATING BUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTS

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Ba duh dun!

nai06 said:

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What you really need to try is a Chicago Handshake.

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These poons couldn't handle that.

Agnzona said:

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OMG, Malort sounds horrible. I've never heard of it.

"It starts with a slight grapefruit and honey taste that quickly devolves into a melange of gasoline, earwax, Adolph Hitler and Deep Woods Off"

Next time in Chicago!!!

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I like to think of it as a nice glass of burning tire factory that makes an impression on both your palate and your soul.

The taste in fact will never leave you much like chickenpox or shingles. Always there in the back of your mind waiting for a revival. Kind of like a long lost traumatic experience from childhood simmering just on the edge of your consciousness waiting to come flooding back. It's often said the only cure for a Chicago Handshake is another one.