Aggie Jokes

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abj9562
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What color does an Aggie art major get when they mix maroon and yellow.

"Burnt Orange"
Roger Goodell
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Sip troll
BurnetAggie99
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CrottyKid
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Art is a namby pamby major that would be very popular at t.u.
PoohAh97
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Do you mean like how it's an academic void, like """Education"""?
IIIHorn
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So, anyway ....









An Aggie, a blonde and a priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "What is this ... a joke?"
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P.C. Principal
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this joke is objectively unfunny and stupid
runontexas
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Are Aggie jokes still a thing?
IrishTxAggie
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This is why rookies shouldn't be allowed to start threads. You can sniff out the trolls from their postings and get them banned before they start a thread.
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I'm sorry but I do not get OPs joke
hunterntexas
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queso1 said:

I'm sorry but I do not get OPs joke


I think he's saying that like all people, if Aggies mix colors, we get other colors.
It's true, but not very funny.
TxSquarebody
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Aggie is at the university in Austin for a conference when he really has to take a leak. He gets up and goes to the bathroom. While minding his own business, a sip walks in to do the same. Aggie zips up and heads for the door. Sip condesceningly yells out, "here at the university they teach us to wash our hands afterwards!" Aggie says, "In College Station we learn to not piss on our hands."
Floor it until you see God
Tobias Funke
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TxSquarebody said:

Aggie is at the university in Austin for a conference when he really has to take a leak. He gets up and goes to the bathroom. While minding his own business, a sip walks in to do the same. Aggie zips up and heads for the door. Sip condesceningly yells out, "here at the university they teach us to wash our hands afterwards!" Aggie says, "In College Station we learn to not piss on our hands."


This is true. We spent about half a day on this at Fish camp
cisgenderedAggie
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Maroon is not a creative color
Ogre09
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An Aggie is sitting on a plane waiting to takeoff and an older lady comes and sits by him. Seeing his ring, she asks if he went to A&M.

"Yes ma'am," says the Aggie proudly.

"I hear you boys are into some strange things..." says the old lady.

"Oh, like what?" responds the Ag, unsure where the conversation is headed.

"Well... I hear you engage in unnatural relations with farm animals. Goats, sheep, chickens..."

"Chickens?!?"
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