If all animals fought to the death...

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My Dad Earl
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1:44p, 7/25/18
If all land animals fought to the death in a single elimination tournament, which species would come out on top as the undisputed champion?

Edit: these are 1-on-1 matchups.

2nd edit: Humans are not participating.
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ThatSneakyAzzAleppoMoment
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1:47p, 7/25/18
The man with a gun.
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Arthur Stilwell
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1:48p, 7/25/18
Human beings would win. We got weapons.
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1:48p, 7/25/18
Ebola virus
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1:49p, 7/25/18
Orca
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My Dad Earl
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1:50p, 7/25/18
I vote the hippo.
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1:53p, 7/25/18
I think the rhino would take out the hippo wouldn't it?
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1:54p, 7/25/18
We're gonna need a bracket. Seeding is everything
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MouthBQ98
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1:54p, 7/25/18
Land animal? Size matters. African Elephant. Huge, fairly smart, tough. Some things maybe could invenomate it, but it would crush those things to death long before it went down due to size.
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1:54p, 7/25/18
Saltwater Crocodile.
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1:54p, 7/25/18
If playing Far Cry 5, either the damn badger or the damn skunk.
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rwtxag83
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1:55p, 7/25/18
Single animal on single animal, or are groups or packs involved?
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My Dad Earl
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In reply to swimmerbabe11 • 1:56p, 7/25/18
swimmerbabe11 said:
I think the rhino would take out the hippo wouldn't it?
Maybe, but I think rhinos are pretty peaceful and not aggressive. Hippos are mean.
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1:56p, 7/25/18
Lion
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My Dad Earl
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In reply to rwtxag83 • 1:57p, 7/25/18
rwtxag83 said:
Single animal on single animal, or are groups or packs involved?
Single on single
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Ol Jock 99
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1:57p, 7/25/18
A large male hippo is 4000lbs.
A large male white rhino is 5500lbs.

A large male African elephant is 13,500lbs and stands 13+ feet high at the shoulder.

Elephant gets my vote.
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2:02p, 7/25/18
Single animal on single animal, or are groups or packs involved?
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quanah
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2:06p, 7/25/18
Elephant
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Win At Life
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In reply to Ol Jock 99 • 2:09p, 7/25/18
Ol Jock 99 said:
A large male hippo is 4000lbs.
A large male white rhino is 5500lbs.

A large male African elephant is 13,500lbs and stands 13+ feet high at the shoulder.

Elephant gets my vote.
Yeah, I seem to remember some Nature show where rhino's knew to go around the elephants. A bull elephant with a full set of tusks wins that match.
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2:09p, 7/25/18
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2:09p, 7/25/18
I think we've pretty quickly narrowed it down to elephant vs. hippo. I'll be starting a go-fund-me to buy one of each so we can get some real life answers. Please contribute what you can.
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2:10p, 7/25/18
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2:10p, 7/25/18
Killer elephants

This is an awesome documentary, and I think it answers the question. In addition, I think you could say that the documentary shows what happens when the family breaks down and young men are brought up without adult males in their lives. Take it to the Politics Forum, etc., I know.
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Ol Jock 99
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2:20p, 7/25/18


A female elephant vs 2 hippos on their turf. Winner: elephant.
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The Kraken
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2:21p, 7/25/18
Cats won the internet. Do theoretical death matches matter?
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2:24p, 7/25/18
OP asks about land animals, and the GB dummies answer with "orcas" and "saltwater crocodiles", etc.

No animal could defeat an African elephant in a 1 on 1 fight. This question would be more interesting if we could take packs or groups of animals into account.
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2:24p, 7/25/18
Is this a one on one match or can it be a group type match the way some animals would normally hunt? If so then i'd probably go with lions
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2:40p, 7/25/18
Has anyone asked if it is one on one or pack type fights yet?
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Mr Global Warming
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2:48p, 7/25/18
Living or all time? Can we Jurrasic park in a few dinosaurs?
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3:02p, 7/25/18
The answer is, will continue to be, and has been for the last 100 million years - the cockroach.
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Champion of Fireball
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3:03p, 7/25/18
Can't we just stop with the animal on animal violence and just love everything.
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3:04p, 7/25/18
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Bruce Almighty
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3:11p, 7/25/18
If they all are one on one matches between full size adults, then it really isn't even a debate. Nothing is going to kill a full grown elephant.
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