There is an upset coming.

Johnny Swole is going to be a barber Saturday night.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=464714970630969&id=362872974148503


BILLY GUNN VS. JOHNNY SWOLE
Billy Gunn has been known for his...posterior...for quite a while, but his hair has also been one of his notable features. Now, the decorated champion has those locks on the line against a man who's been working to make a name for himself in Lions Pride Sports since Day One, Johnny Swole. Will Swole have what it takes to knock off a WWE legend, or will Johnny get shaved in this hair vs. hair match?!

Billy Gunn will be bald by Saturday midnight.

My money's on whoever the script says will win!

The Fife said:

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My money's on whoever the script says will win!

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Script? WTF?

These are PROFESSIONAL ELITE ATHLETES!!!

May the best one Win

If J.R. And Jerry the King aren't calling it, then I don't give a *****

Doors open at 6 pm
Bell at 7 pm

I read this title as "swollen shaved gun" in my head. Now that I see the actual thread I can see this thread is actually gayer than "swollen shaved gun."

PSA, do not GIS swollen shaved gun.

Johnny Swole got his ass kicked, head shaved, and got a stinkface for good measure!

Poor Johnny looks so demoralized and defeated. His bald head will be a painful reminder of his utter defeat for many weeks to come.