Resistance was futile...

3:42 that i'll never get back!

What a brutal, uncivilized world we lived in before HD. How did any of us survive?

The Nine

So if the guy who was married to her in the late 90s hadnt been such a sex freak, Barack Obama would have never been president.

superunknown said:

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So if the guy who was married to her in the late 90s hadnt been such a sex freak, Barack Obama would have never been president.

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This is a great post. And frankly, WHY would any man need anything more than this?

Her face is turds

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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Her face is turds

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What face?

She's got nice jugs, but her head looks like Beavis's.

superunknown said:

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So if the guy who was married to her in the late 90s hadnt been such a sex freak, Barack Obama would have never been president.

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What?

Jack Ryan was a very well connected and well funded Republican running for Senate in 2004. He had been married to Jeri Ryan for most of the 90s but had divorced by '04. It came out during the campaign that Jack was always begging Jeri to go to swingers dungeons, wild sex parties, etc. Back then, Republicans weren't as publically open to sexual deviants, so Ryan withdrew from the campaign and a relatively unknown state senator all of a sudden had an almost free ride.

snowaggie said:

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What a brutal, uncivilized world we lived in before HD. How did any of us survive?

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If you think that was bad you should have tried watching soft porn on scrambled Cinemax channels.

Remember that time that Soviet sub captain and his crew decided to defect with the newest Soviet sub, and Jack Ryan figured out that they weren't trying to attack the US, and then helped arrange a fake "sinking" of that sub, delivering the advanced "caterpillar" drive to the United States?

That was awesome.

I'd give her 7 of my 9*

*Numerical figures in post may appear larger than they really are

superunknown said:

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So if the guy who was married to her in the late 90s hadnt been such a sex freak, Barack Obama would have never been president.

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Or if she had been ok with a little kink...

Potato, podildo.

superunknown said:

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Jack Ryan was a very well connected and well funded Republican running for Senate in 2004. He had been married to Jeri Ryan for most of the 90s but had divorced by '04. It came out during the campaign that Jack was always begging Jeri to go to swingers dungeons, wild sex parties, etc. Back then, Republicans weren't as publically open to sexual deviants, so Ryan withdrew from the campaign and a relatively unknown state senator all of a sudden had an almost free ride.

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Didn't he end up being President after some suicidal Japanese pilot flew an airliner into the Capitol during a joint session of Congress? Sometimes there are second chances in American politics.