when customer service is bad (video)
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She had that **** ready to go.
first thing I said. that thing was loaded in the chamber ready to gooooWES2006AG said:
She had that **** ready to go.
why didnt she used the napkin to pick it up?
then again why am I wondering why the poop thrower didnt make a rational decision?
then again why am I wondering why the poop thrower didnt make a rational decision?
Wow. Just wow.
We're all done here!!
We're all done here!!
What makes you think to even do something like that? I've been mad before and have thought of some really bad stuff to do when I'm pissed off, but dropping a turd and then launching it isn't one of them. Then again, I would have had to stop and read for a while while the groundhog worked its way out, losing the effect of a quick blast and launch.
Technically we are primates, so maybe poo flinging is in the genes.
I can't quit laughing!!
Someone actually did that??
Someone actually did that??
Should have worn a skirt; would have been faster.
Going out on a limb here, but something tells me she's done this before.
WES2006AG said:
She had that **** ready to go.
Which leads me to believe she asked to use their restroom and they told her no.
if thats the case then shes even crazier. like if she decided to do that on the fly?? thats incredible.quanah said:WES2006AG said:
She had that **** ready to go.
Which leads me to believe she asked to use their restroom and they told her no.
I just assumed it was premeditated.
She got the napkins ready and leaned right back against the wall; amateurs would have just squatted; pro's use support.
That's kinda how I got poison ivy.
That's what makes this so impressive. I don't like to go potty anywhere outside of my own bathroom much less out in the open. I've held it in for hours just to take my seat on my own throne. She's so smooth that you know this isn't her first crap attack.
That... was... glorious.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Is she single asking for a friend?
+1 for Devin the Dude song
She must have had Taco Bell right before she decided she also needed a venti pumpkin spice latte with 4 1/2 tbsp of cream, but 2 of those being soy.
Absolutely no Taco Bell... too solid. Picked it up and no smear left on ground. If it was a Taco Bell **** she would have needed a shovel.
bare handed that sh/t
AggieDarlin said:
http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons/amp
Ahh. The Timmy Ho's. Makes a lot of sense now.
Bet she has an ankle or foot tattoo
Too much fiber in her diet
Seriously Starbucks, just take the locks of the restrooms!
quanah said:WES2006AG said:
She had that **** ready to go.
Which leads me to believe she asked to use their restroom and they told her no.
It really infuriates me when I am told I can't use a restroom but, somehow, such a reaction never occurred to me. I hope to never think of it again.
I do feel fortunate, though, that I never hooked up with that little lady.
jickyjack1
Her shoe was untied... really a safety hazard when making a hasty exit.
Oh, I always have the urge to defecate in public and fling it, but I have more self control than that. 
Hey everybody! We're organizing a protest at Starbucks! Whoa, whoa, whoa...we said "sit in".
I fapped
She seems like the type who would keep a poopslap bet!
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