Dragged out of a Grand Prairie bar

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South Platte
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This is what you could typically drag out of a Grand Prairie bar:


This is what this Turnpike Troubadour guy gave up for said bar patron:



He chose . . . poorly.
aggie_wes
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I suppose I'm supposed to know what you're talking about?
titanmaster_race
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Wtf are you talking about
Atreides Ornithopter
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I would pick of those 2 which one cooks better.
Mr Global Warming
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Is this another thread that got moved here from the Food and Spirits forum?
Arthur Stilwell
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http://people.com/music/miranda-lambert-new-boyfriend-wife-sings-before-he-cheats/
BlueAg2003
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Maybe she's a high maintenance b.
Ignatius_of_Silesia
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I'm also wondering if Staci has some nudes floating around out there.
South Platte
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I guess some guys like the small town, Walmart shopper genes. I hope someone understands the kind of girl I am referring to. I see one every time I go in the Porter Walmart. Can I get an amen?
quanah
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Why pick one? He already nailed one, why not nail the other one?
85Photon
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why not have both?
John Francis Donaghy
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Ignatius_of_Silesia said:

I'm also wondering if Staci has some nudes floating around out there.


I figured you'd be more interested in her mom.

I hear she's got it goin on.
EFE
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No matter how hot she is, somewhere there's someone who's tired of their ****
Liquid Wrench
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quanah said:

Why pick one? He already nailed one, why not nail the other one?
BenFiasco14
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Grand Prairie
aTm2004
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South Platte said:

I guess some guys like the small town, Walmart shopper genes. I hope someone understands the kind of girl I am referring to. I see one every time I go in the Porter Walmart. Can I get an amen?

I try to avoid that place like the plague.
Red Rover
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Quote:

filed for divorce after nearly 18 months of marriage


Is 18 months the silver or golden anniversary?
aTm2004
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Evan is destined to date a Lorrie.
Liquid Wrench
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aTm2004 said:

Evan is destined to date a Lorrie.
I was kind of thinking, did the ex-wife ever listen to any of the lyrics?
smucket
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OP is spot ****ing on. Blonde went to S GP I'm fairly certain
Beer Baron
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Has anyone figured out what the **** we're upset about?
Ignatius_of_Silesia
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Apparently EFE is taking the plunge and joining us in prison. He's also looking for a new wallet. Dr. Head's back yard smells like piss. Something is wrong with Pam's crotch. 91 Ag is looking for a dorm for his daughter to bang in next fall. Quana's hoaring in Cotulla. Hollywood BQ needs a symonym for white trash. And your Myers Briggs test results are not yet posted.
n_touch
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He can make a new wallet in prison. Spray the backyard with vinegar, same with the crotch. Make sure the dorm and Quana are stocked with condoms. White trash needs no synonym, it stands on its own. Sorry bout the results, cant help there.
TyHolden
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Beer Baron said:

Has anyone figured out what the **** we're upset about?
her pic sucks...if you're gonna trump former neck hottie, you better show em....
MD1993
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What year would this be? Last time I was in Grand Prairie there was not that good of options.
Poke_the_Bear
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Clown_World
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There is no one that looks like either of those two women that have ever entered the Porter Wal Mart.
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OregonAggie
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I just hope she doesn't **** up Evan's music...
Ag 11
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Guess her folks were right.

Guess her folks were right.
KenAg06
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Especially since the new one opened in new caney.
Goose83
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As long as they keep their toose's clean, I wouldn't kick either one out of bed.
O'Doyle Rules
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yeah. OP is dead on. that dude left his much hotter wife to tag that trailer trash lambert. You could find 30 girls hotter than her at a bar in uptown dallas on any weekend
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