I miss Whataburger quite a bit up north, and a friend was nice enough to bring me up some bottles of spicy ketchup and mustard.

Man, these things are an absolute game changer. These, along with fresh veggies, can get you damn close to a Whataburger. Life saver.

Congrats, bro!!!!

Reminder to self to pick up another jar of spicy ketchup next HEB trip. Bet you could come close with some combination of Hunt's ketchup, prepared horseradish and chili sauce.

This thread topic is truly Bayside/Bombay worthy.

Their spicy ketchup is trash. All mustard is trash too except honey mustard.

They have a few others for sale as well at HEB.

Who is this dumbass?

Vader 2020 said:

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Their spicy ketchup is trash.

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All ketchup is trash.

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All mustard is trash too except honey mustard.

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Now you're just being stupid. Good ol' yeller mustard is the only spread what needs to be on your Whataburger. Unless you're getting an A1 Thick 'n Hearty (RIP) which is a different matter entirely.

Totally agree, Slicer. But gotta have spicy ketchup with fries or rings.

Ditch the ketchup for those and get the bbq sauce. Thank me later.

I'll give it a try but since, at my age, my normal Monterrey melt gut bomb and fries puts me in a food coma, ketchup, BBQ sauce, mayo, ranch, queso, whatever.... won't matter.

Vader 2020 said:

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Their spicy ketchup is trash. All mustard is trash too except honey mustard.

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Do you prefer the frozen pizza or chicken strips on children's menus?

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Man, these things are an absolute game changer. These, along with fresh veggies, can get you damn close to a Whataburger. Life saver.

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You may want to set your sights a little higher than aspiring to be as good as fast food. That's when you really understand what a game changer is

I'd be happy to mail you some of their condiments if you'd like.

Im more confused on how the condiments from a Whataburger can somehow make up for the lack of an actual good burger?

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Their spicy ketchup is trash. All mustard is trash too except honey mustard.

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You can buy them in the big bottles from HEB... Order them online and have shipped to you (I think it's $50 for free shipping)

The ****?

jokershady said:

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Im more confused on how the condiments from a Whataburger can somehow make up for the lack of an actual good burger?

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You and Fido are bad trolls, or you missed the point entirely.

Agasaurus Tex said:

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Reminder to self to pick up another jar of spicy ketchup next HEB trip. Bet you could come close with some combination of Hunt's ketchup, prepared horseradish and chili sauce.

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Have you ever actually had their spicy ketchup? It's not cocktail sauce

Probably a lot closer to Tabasco and Ketchup


If I want spicy ketchup, I mix Yellowbird Jalapeno sauce with Heinz. Much better flavor than Tabasco

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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You and Fido are bad trolls, or you missed the point entirely.

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Crappy food makes you feel like you're home?


I do buy the Whataburger Yellow mustard. It's good stuff. The best part is that now that it's at HEB I don't have to eat a bad burger to get it

Whataburger Spicy Ketchup is clearly their plain with Tabasco added.

You can order online through HEB

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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You and Fido are bad trolls, or you missed the point entirely.

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Crappy food makes you feel like you're home?


I do buy the Whataburger Yellow mustard. It's good stuff. The best part is that now that it's at HEB I don't have to eat a bad burger to get it

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Don't ever stop being you. It's cute.

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FIDO*98* said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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You and Fido are bad trolls, or you missed the point entirely.

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Crappy food makes you feel like you're home?


I do buy the Whataburger Yellow mustard. It's good stuff. The best part is that now that it's at HEB I don't have to eat a bad burger to get it

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Don't ever stop being you. It's cute.

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I think it's one of those things where FIDO embellished his persona and is now trapped in a web of online food snobbery. He secretly longs to eat Sonic chili dogs and Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas, but can't admit it lest he reveal his true self.

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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You and Fido are bad trolls, or you missed the point entirely.

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Crappy food makes you feel like you're home?


I do buy the Whataburger Yellow mustard. It's good stuff. The best part is that now that it's at HEB I don't have to eat a bad burger to get it

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Don't ever stop being you. It's cute.

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I think it's one of those things where FIDO embellished his persona and is now trapped in a web of online food snobbery. He secretly longs to eat Sonic chili dogs and Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas, but can't admit it lest he reveal his true self.

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It's not snobbery its relativism and economics.

I can get a great burger as easily as a crappy Whataburger for similar costs so I rarely eat there. I can also make an outstanding burger at home without much trouble. Similarly, I can get a great pizza or a good pizza as easily as a crappy Pizza Hut pizza and the cost is similar so I never eat Pizza Hut (or Dominos)

Conversely, I'll eat at most of the fried Chicken places like Golden Chick, Popeyes, & Chicken E because I can't just run down to Radicke's any time the mood strikes and making fried chicken at home is a giant cluster f and a huge mess.

FIDO, you're only lying to yourself. We can accept you for who you are. There's no need to hide behind an eminence front. It's a put on.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I miss Whataburger quite a bit up north, and a friend was nice enough to bring me up some bottles of spicy ketchup and mustard.

Man, these things are an absolute game changer. These, along with fresh veggies, can get you damn close to a Whataburger. Life saver.

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Here ya go

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I can get a great burger as easily as a crappy Whataburger for similar costs so I rarely eat there. I can also make an outstanding burger at home without much trouble. Similarly, I can get a great pizza or a good pizza as easily as a crappy Pizza Hut pizza and the cost is similar so I never eat Pizza Hut (or Dominos)

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Where? Most burger places that are above fast food are about $12/burger plus extras. The only exception I know of is a local place nearby in Kingwood called Bill's Cafe. Burgers are priced similar to a fast food restaurant, but you'll be waiting 45 minutes on it.

Also, making a burger at home requires prep (getting burgers and grill ready), and clean up. Also, prep and cleanup for any sides you want with it. At some point, swinging by Whataburger on the way home is worth the $8.

This is good stuff. Have one in the fridge but it's the Sriracha brand.

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This thread topic is truly Bayside/Bombay worthy.

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I think you're onto something. Do we need to hand out an annual/monthly Bayside and Bombay award?

Perhaps hand one out each month and then take the 12 monthly winners to pick the most Bayside/Bombay thread and throw whatever OP started it into the abyss of shame (or the East Texas Board)?