Hot parents, ugly kids

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BombayAg
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I have seen this situation a few times.

One of my female classmate from high school is very pretty. I saw her husband's picture on Facebook, and he is a good looking dude too. The kids are terribly ugly though.

Another female friend of mine, she is very pretty, slim and captivating. Her husband is "okay" looking. Their teenage son has is so ugly looking that I find it hard to believe it's her son. He has some similarity so I know he is her kid. The daughter is better looking but not a patch on the mom.

Another high school ex classmate of mine on whom I had a crush. I see her on FB, still beautiful with a fantastic smile. She has 2 daughters, not bad looking, but no where near the mom. She married an old dude about 10 years older than us (average looking).

Genetics is weird.
Martin Q. Blank
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Had a friend in high school - parents were ugly as sin. White mom, overweight black dad. Daughter was a model. My friend was pretty ugly though.
Dread Pirate Roberts
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BombayAg said:

I have seen this situation a few times.

One of my female classmate from high school is very pretty. I saw her husband's picture on Facebook, and he is a good looking dude too. The kids are terribly ugly though.

Another female friend of mine, she is very pretty, slim and captivating. Her husband is "okay" looking. Their teenage son has is so ugly looking that I find it hard to believe it's her son. He has some similarity so I know he is her kid. The daughter is better looking but not a patch on the mom.

Another high school ex classmate of mine on whom I had a crush. I see her on FB, still beautiful with a fantastic smile. She has 2 daughters, not bad looking, but no where near the mom. She married an old dude about 10 years older than us (average looking).

Genetics is weird.
First of all, prepare to get blasted for calling kids ugly. Not saying you're incorrect about their looks, just....

Second, I've seen some of those kids blossom into gorgeous people. If boys were smarter, they'd immediately start working on girls that have gorgeous parents. The girls will probably develop later and the boys will then have way better than they deserve and a girlfriend/wife that appreciates the guy that liked her when no one else did.
Professor Frick
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Martin Q. Blank
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Dread Pirate Roberts said:

BombayAg said:

I have seen this situation a few times.

One of my female classmate from high school is very pretty. I saw her husband's picture on Facebook, and he is a good looking dude too. The kids are terribly ugly though.

Another female friend of mine, she is very pretty, slim and captivating. Her husband is "okay" looking. Their teenage son has is so ugly looking that I find it hard to believe it's her son. He has some similarity so I know he is her kid. The daughter is better looking but not a patch on the mom.

Another high school ex classmate of mine on whom I had a crush. I see her on FB, still beautiful with a fantastic smile. She has 2 daughters, not bad looking, but no where near the mom. She married an old dude about 10 years older than us (average looking).

Genetics is weird.
First of all, prepare to get blasted for calling kids ugly. Not saying you're incorrect about their looks, just....

Second, I've seen some of those kids blossom into gorgeous people. If boys were smarter, they'd immediately start working on girls that have gorgeous parents. The girls will probably develop later and the boys will then have way better than they deserve and a girlfriend/wife that appreciates the guy that liked her when no one else did.
Yes, girls who are ugly and/or overweight in middle-high school, then clean up in college are the best. Good looking and great personalities.
Professor Frick
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OP often gets a bad rap, but I'm with you on this one. It's always so disappointing when I'm looking at a woman on Facebook and then it turns out her teenage son is not nearly as attractive as I had hoped.
concac
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The dreaded Bruce Willis and Demi Moore syndrome.
CDUB98
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You start ****ty threads.
GinaLinetti
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Professor Frick said:




Those pictures freak me out.
Lt. Joe Bookman
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Amazing Moves
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RealTalk said:

The dreaded Bruce Willis and Demi Moore syndrome.
Yep. They look like owls.

PseudonymK
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My Minnie is beautiful.













Dang it.
Beer Baron
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Amazing Moves said:

RealTalk said:

The dreaded Bruce Willis and Demi Moore syndrome.
Yep. They look like owls.


Is that Blossom on the left?
Ginormus Ag
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Growing up I knew this family of 5. Mom fat, ugly, looked like a man. Dad fat, trucker, looked like the world took a dump on him whenever it could. Oldest daughter fat, looked like a pig. Middle daughter skinny and hot, prom queen and head cheerleader. Youngest son fat, balding in the 8th grade. So weird. Genetics is a crazy thing.
B-1 83
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I had a friend in high school that was a nice looking, not really pretty. She married one goofy looking fook. Their 2 daughters are gorgeous.


She was screwing around with a really good looking guy for 5 years and they got divorced. True story. It really makes you think.
Fonzie Scheme
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Don't talk bad about owls like that.

Professor Frick
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Beer Baron said:

Amazing Moves said:

RealTalk said:

The dreaded Bruce Willis and Demi Moore syndrome.
Yep. They look like owls.


Is that Blossom on the left?


Well it's certainly no Six.
Burrus86
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Dudes on this thread commenting on how good looking fathers of ugly children look. You are probably the same men who "2/10 would not bang" on super model threads.
Esteban du Plantier
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Transgressive segregation.

Finally, McGill's undergrad and graduate genetics classes come into use.

What do I win?
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LupinusTexensis
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Really beautiful people usually have some sort of stunning feature that might get a little warped in the wrong way when combining with someone else's genetics to result in a mutant human.
concac
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Esteban du Plantier said:

Transgressive segregation.

Finally, McGill's undergrad and graduate genetics classes come into use.

What do I win?
That's racist.
HC
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LupinusTexensis said:

Really beautiful people usually have some sort of stunning feature that might get a little warped in the wrong way when combining with someone else's genetics to result in a mutant human.
This is the story of my weiner
TexasRebel
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All children are ugly if they aren't half you.
howdydamnit04
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Vaccines.
tandy miller
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