Couple has sex on Ryanair flight in front of shocked passengers

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BombayAg
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Picture in the link and a video too.
Cannot risk getting canned for posting it here.
NSFW

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/watch-randy-couple-romp-front-10595475


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A randy couple romped on a Ryanair flight as gobsmacked passengers watched and one filmed the saucy behaviour on his phone.
The pair didn't even bother to go to the toilet and brazenly fondled each other in full view of people on the plane on the flight from Manchester to Ibiza on Thursday.
Passengers watched in shock as the woman clambered on top of her companion.
Kieran Williams, 21, from Preston, Lancashire, was astonished to see the couple's raunchy antics an hour into the flight on the budget airline.
"I heard them talking about it but I thought they were joking.
"The guy was shouting, 'Anyone got a jelly?' meaning a condom.
"We all laughed but then 10 minutes later they actually did it. They seemed so drunk, they brought a lot of attention to themselves.
"You could see the girl taking off her pants and he pulled his trousers off. She started riding on top of him. I had to get my phone out. I have never seen anything like that."
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The incident happened an hour into the flight (Photo: SWNS)
Unsurprisingly a female passenger who was sitting next to the couple asked to be moved, but Kieran claims the crew did nothing to stop the couple or even reprimand them.
"A woman was sat next to them and she stood up and asked if she could be moved. About twenty minutes after it happened, someone complained about it. But the crew did nothing."
Kieran, who was flying to Ibiza to work as a barman over the summer, said that the passengers were stunned by the couple .
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Stunned Ryanair passengers stare open-mouthed as couple romp on Manchester to Ibiza flight (Photo: SWNS)

Kieran Williams, 21, from Preston, Lancashire, captured the raunchy antics on his phone (Photo: SWNS)
He said: "They were starting and stopping but it was completely obvious what was going on. We all had a good laugh about it. It was pretty funny."
A Ryanair spokesman said: ''We are looking into this matter.
'"We will not tolerate unruly, disruptive or inappropriate behaviour at any time and any passengers who appear to behave in an unacceptable manner may be liable for further sanctions."



redd38
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As long everyone gets a turn I don't see a problem.
HBCanine08
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I flew Ryanair once. Really makes you think
Aggie_Boomin 21
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Anyone else read that in a very pronounced British accent?
Joe Exotic
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If it's RyanAir I'm surprised they didn't charge people to watch
CrottyKid
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Going to Ibiza? I bet they had a little X with their drinks.
Scruffy
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

If it's RyanAir I'm surprised they didn't charge people to watch


This
Scruffy
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I watched the video.
Shorts were on.
Unless you're in middle school, that's not sex. That's just dry humping.
Human
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So cheeky those Brits.
St Hedwig Aggie
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They should have opened the door and dumped their asses...do the planet a favor!
Talon2DSO
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1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.
2. It was going to Ibiza.
3. The crew did nothing
4. It was filmed.
5. This was definitely a publicity stunt.
GMM
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RyanAir is pretty well known
Joe Exotic
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Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.
2. It was going to Ibiza.
3. The crew did nothing
4. It was filmed.
5. This was definitely a publicity stunt.


You're pretty well traveled. How could you have never heard of Ryanair?
riverrataggie
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.
2. It was going to Ibiza.
3. The crew did nothing
4. It was filmed.
5. This was definitely a publicity stunt.


You're pretty well traveled. How could you have never heard of Ryanair?


Do you still need a passport to leave Texas?
bac
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Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.
riverrataggie
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bac said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.


I bet that really makes you think.
Talon2DSO
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Yep, I've never heard of it. If it's a European airline, I won't know since most of my travels have been in South America and Asia
Joe Exotic
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Ah. It's basically the Spirit Airlines of Europe.
bac
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Ah. It's basically the Spirit Airlines of Europe.


More like SWA.
bac
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riverrataggie said:

bac said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.


I bet that really makes you think.


No, not at all.
Joe Exotic
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bac said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Ah. It's basically the Spirit Airlines of Europe.


More like SWA.


No. More like Spirit. Ryanair charges everything under the sun like Spirit. Hell, they even floated the idea of charging for bathroom use.
Tatem
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you could just pee on your wife and save the cost of using the onboard bathroom
PatAg
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Scruffy said:

I watched the video.
Shorts were on.
Unless you're in middle school, that's not sex. That's just dry humping.
This post lets me know you probably only do missionary with the lights off.
riverrataggie
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bac said:

riverrataggie said:

bac said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.


I bet that really makes you think.


No, not at all.


It should.
bac
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riverrataggie said:

bac said:

riverrataggie said:

bac said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.


I bet that really makes you think.


No, not at all.


It should.

Ok, it makes me think...that you need new material.
P.C. Principal
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

bac said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Ah. It's basically the Spirit Airlines of Europe.


More like SWA.


No. More like Spirit. Ryanair charges everything under the sun like Spirit. Hell, they even floated the idea of charging for bathroom use.
and they have ads all over them damn plane. it's so ghetto but at least they get you from A to B. this story is somehow not that surprising.
DannyDuberstein
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Basically a stripper grind/dry hump. Meh.
riverrataggie
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bac said:

riverrataggie said:

bac said:

riverrataggie said:

bac said:

Talon2DSO said:

1. Nobody has ever heard of this airline.


I've flown it. Didn't get laid, though.


I bet that really makes you think.


No, not at all.


It should.

Ok, it makes me think...that you need new material.


I needed old material to get new.
MonkeyKnifeFighter
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tbirdspur2010
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Quote:

gobsmacked


Note to self: add "gobsmacked" to personal lexicon
The Fife
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Myles and Myles of Texas said:

Anyone else read that in a very pronounced British accent?
To be fair, that's how I read nearly everything on Texags.
BlueAg2003
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My wife and I are flying RyanAir in two weeks. I hope we get a live sex show in-flight! They don't have wifi or movies.
fta09
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BlueAg2003 said:

My wife and I are flying RyanAir in two weeks. I hope we get a live sex show in-flight! They don't have wifi or movies.
And once the other dudes see the two of you getting on board, they're going to be thinking the same thing.
True Anomaly
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Ryan is a hot name for a chick
oldschool87
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You put the weed in the coconut and light that sh$$ up

You put the weed in the coconut and l i g hhhh t that sh$$ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!




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