Long story short, my wife talked me into getting a small coup about a year ago so she could have a few hens. Fast forward to now and Ive built her a giant Aggie barn chicken coop and she has almost 30 hens. Problem is we have eggs out the ass. Like a dozen or more a day. The entire bottom shelf of the fridge is eggs. I need ideas before I just start tossing them at the neighbor kids up the road.
What to do with a ****load of eggs?
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Last: 9 yr ago by SoupNazi2001
sell them
you can buy egg cartons pretty cheap
you can buy egg cartons pretty cheap
Eat 50, every 4 days, and pot's right.
Give them to your Great Pyr. Great for the coat!
I got a frin named Luke can eat mo' eggs din any man alive.
Pam Poovey said:
Give them to your Great Pyr. Great for the coat!
He is another problem with all his chewing. And she now wants me to fence in a half acre behind us so she can raise goats. Or miniature horses. She can't decide.
Give them away to house wives in exchange for sex.
Get a coyote. Problem solved.
Pam Poovey said:
Give them to your Great Pyr. Great for the coat!
...and horrible for the resulting dog farts.
This seems to be a very simple problem if you know any people at all
"Hey, you want any fresh eggs?"
"Sure"
"Okay, stop by my place later"
"Hey, you want any fresh eggs?"
"Sure"
"Okay, stop by my place later"
Bayside Tiger Ag said:Pam Poovey said:
Give them to your Great Pyr. Great for the coat!
He is another problem with all his chewing. And she now wants me to fence in a half acre behind us so she can raise goats. Or miniature horses. She can't decide.
If you get a vote, go with the goats. BBQ goat is pretty tasty, BBQ miniature horse probably not so much.
Make a **** load of omelets.
Throw them at houses and parked cars.
Troll. If all you have is hens, how can they be making eggs? You need to get at least one rooster, IDIOT.
COOL LASER FALCON said:
Troll. If all you have is hens, how can they be making eggs? You need to get at least one rooster, IDIOT.
Get swole?
Take some eggs to your neighbors! Man, I'd be some kind of happy if I had friendly neighbors that brought me fresh eggs every now and then!
Goose said:Pam Poovey said:
Give them to your Great Pyr. Great for the coat!
...and horrible for the resulting dog farts.
Great Pyrs are outside dogs. His farts likely keep the undesirables away.
Carry to market and trade for some mead or silk.
Bigass Easter egg hunt. Start dying em
We're in a somewhat similar situation but not as extreme. We have 12 chickens, and 7-8 eggs per day is common. We could sell them for $2.50 a dozen, but we prefer to gift them to friends and co-workers. Funny how something as insignificant as a dozen eggs brings so much excitement to the receiver.
I eat eggs almost every day
toucan82 said:
I eat eggs almost every day
Really makes you think.
LOL at thinking GB people actually know their neighbors.Kitten With A Whip said:
Take some eggs to your neighbors! Man, I'd be some kind of happy if I had friendly neighbors that brought me fresh eggs every now and then!
Ragoo said:
Throw them at houses and parked cars.
This is the only answer
Practice flipping omelettes.
Why do you have so many hens if you don't need the eggs? Eat the hens until the number of eggs produced per day is at a manageable level.
What about eggs?
I don't know their names, but I know them! And if they brought me eggs every couple weeks, I'd be making breakfast tacos, deviled, eggs, potato salad and all kinds of breakfast yummyness in their honor! In fact, if they can just bring some of that on occasion, instead of the eggs I might even put out.ChiliBeans said:LOL at thinking GB people actually know their neighbors.Kitten With A Whip said:
Take some eggs to your neighbors! Man, I'd be some kind of happy if I had friendly neighbors that brought me fresh eggs every now and then!
Hit up a farmers market, make some friends, barter with your surplus eggs for items you need.
Yeeeeeeessssssss!
Donating them to charity is a good thing for Lent season.
Donating them to charity is a good thing for Lent season.
Feed them back to the chickens.
Kitten With A Whip said:I don't know their names, but I know them! And if they brought me eggs every couple weeks, I'd be making breakfast tacos, deviled, eggs, potato salad and all kinds of breakfast yummyness in their honor! In fact, if they can just bring some of that on occasion, instead of the eggs I might even put out.ChiliBeans said:LOL at thinking GB people actually know their neighbors.Kitten With A Whip said:
Take some eggs to your neighbors! Man, I'd be some kind of happy if I had friendly neighbors that brought me fresh eggs every now and then!
I'm gonna need your address please and thanks.
I would just make a ****load of eggs.
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