How hard is it really to pass a weed drug test?

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The Fall Guy
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8:54a, 12/14/16
My stupid boss yesterday got a random drug test and proceeded to tell everybody that he smoked weed this last weekend. Lied to the drug tester that he could not pee and this morning went to go take the test.

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Human
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8:55a, 12/14/16
It's kinda hard to pass when you smoke the Devil's lettuce, no?
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idAg09
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8:57a, 12/14/16
Did you lend him your piss?
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AgBass01
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9:05a, 12/14/16
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a promotion for you.
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LostInLA07
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In reply to The Fall Guy • 9:09a, 12/14/16
Are you going to be the fall guy?
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Liquid Wrench
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9:15a, 12/14/16
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AgOutsideAustin
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9:19a, 12/14/16
Two choices here:
Did you volunteer to go into the bathroom and make sure he used his own piss?
Or did you loan him your wizzanator so he could pass the test?
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Professor Frick
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9:25a, 12/14/16
Was he at an Alicia Keys concert?
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BassCowboy33
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9:30a, 12/14/16
Mandatory Gattaca comment.
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healthaggie1
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10:04a, 12/14/16
fake pee from a head shop.

indistinguishable to the lab.
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Frederick Palowaski
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10:08a, 12/14/16
Totes easy if you have 2 hours notice
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Husky Boy Jr.
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10:12a, 12/14/16
if your boss is stupid, what does that make you?
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healthaggie1
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In reply to Frederick Palowaski • 10:16a, 12/14/16
Mr.NiceGuy said:
Totes easy if you have 2 hours notice
if you know you are dirty, and dont mind living life this way, its only a one hour deal.

the fake pee has a warmer with it. you could just keep it in your pocket year round. When they call you in you just shake up the heat pack. One hour later its in range.

Just like the real thing.
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Frederick Palowaski
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In reply to healthaggie1 • 10:21a, 12/14/16
Back in the day I only used Certo gelatin, Gatorade, and water.
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concac
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10:25a, 12/14/16
He should've gone to Mr. Bill if he wanted to pass that drug test.
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IrishTxAggie
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10:33a, 12/14/16
Maybe he got an oil change...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oil+change&=true&defid=465318
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Camo
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10:37a, 12/14/16
Weed is not a drug
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The Fall Guy
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1:33p, 12/14/16
Well he went this morning to the place to pee. He seems confident.

How is fake pee indistinguishable to the lab??
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Human
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In reply to The Fall Guy • 1:34p, 12/14/16
The Fall Guy said:
Well he went this morning to the place to pee. He seems confident.

How is fake pee indistinguishable to the lab??


Tastes bitter / lab dorks
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In reply to IrishTxAggie • 1:36p, 12/14/16
ColinAggie said:
Maybe he got an oil change...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oil+change&=true&defid=465318


Ohh blue mountain state!!
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IrishTxAggie
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In reply to The Fall Guy • 1:40p, 12/14/16
Synthetic piss is very easy to make. They sell kits for it online.
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#1
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1:43p, 12/14/16
Buying synthetic urine is 99.99% effective. Just keep it in your crotch throughout the day to maintain the temperature!!
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concac
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In reply to IrishTxAggie • 1:44p, 12/14/16
ColinAggie said:
Synthetic piss is very easy to make. They sell kits for it online.
R Kelly, is that you?
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IrishTxAggie
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In reply to concac • 1:49p, 12/14/16
RealTalk said:
ColinAggie said:
Synthetic piss is very easy to make. They sell kits for it online.
R Kelly, is that you?


Taking life lessons from my dawg!


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Beer Baron
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2:03p, 12/14/16
Hopefully this dangerous person is caught and removed from the workforce immediately.
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Slicer97
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2:06p, 12/14/16
Easiest way is to not be a pothead and blur your pain with alcohol like a mothereffin' grownup.
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AgPops
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2:57p, 12/14/16
This sure isn't my daddy's A&M.
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85Photon
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4:03p, 12/14/16
Since the test can detect usage within the last week at least, he's gonna fail. Make the most of your new opportunity. Maybe you could get in front of this and report his boasting to his boss. Make sure to be shocked/angry/sad/upset that you have to report this for the good of the company and work in that you'd take a job like that very serious.

If nothing else start a pool and collect when he fails.

Because, he IS going to fail if his boast was true.
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Mathguy64
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4:17p, 12/14/16
Not being able to pee in the cup at the test is normally considered an automatic failure. Not sure why he got an extra day in the first place.
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mrad85
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:18p, 12/14/16
mathguy86 said:
Not being able to pee in the cup at the test is normally considered an automatic failure. Not sure why he got an extra day in the first place.
I agree.
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PlanoAg98
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4:35p, 12/14/16
Quote:
Not being able to pee in the cup at the test is normally considered an automatic failure. Not sure why he got an extra day in the first place.

Insert UCS drug testing stories NOW!!!
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The Chicken Ranch
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In reply to concac • 4:51p, 12/14/16
RealTalk said:
He should've gone to Mr. Bill if he wanted to pass that drug test.


POTD!
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histag10
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5:12p, 12/14/16
Quote:
How hard is it really to pass a weed drug test?


Not hard at all. In fact, I have a fail proof three step method that I will share with you:



Step 1: Dont smoke weed

Step 2: Dont hang around people when they are smoking weed

Step 3: Pee in cup when instructed at drug test.
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R E L
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5:19p, 12/14/16
A good (read expensive) detox from a head shop should work.
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PA04
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9:17p, 12/14/16
I don't have to take a test to tell you that I take drugs.
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