To drink booze and get laid

When my kid was a year old she was in the corner playing and farted which made her laugh. I think that's it.

Personally, bacon cheeseburgers

Good Pooouzy, good alcohol, good food, and good friends & family.

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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The utter joy you get when you crack open a new hardbound book for the first time, while wearing your most cozy toe socks, and drinking a cup of perfectly brewed Earl Grey tea with cream.

life is just the path towards death.

chipotle said:

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When my kid was a year old she was in the corner playing and farted which made her laugh. I think that's it.

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The key is not to fall for the myth that we've evolved beyond that point.

Eating when you're hungry
Drinking when you're thirsty
Sleeping when you're tired
****ing when you're horny

I can't think of nothing better than ridin a fine horse into a new country.

Good whiskey
Chicken PB and pirate

Passing through the eye of a needle

To give life meaning.

Life is meaningless. Enjoy it, make the most of it. There is nothing to be afraid of.

FOUR THIN INCHES said:

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Life is meaningless. Enjoy it, make the most of it. There is nothing to be afraid of.

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False. Lions.

Tacos

I think this thread belongs on the religion & philosophy board

unimboti nkum said:

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FOUR THIN INCHES said:

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Life is meaningless. Enjoy it, make the most of it. There is nothing to be afraid of.

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False. Lions.

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And bats

Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?
Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes.
Well, a c'est 'The Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DN-- nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

What is life? What is our fate?
Is there a Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting 'round with really nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DN-- nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

So, just why-- why are we here,
And just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.
This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

Faster horses, younger women
Older whiskey and more money

I'll admit, I opened this thread wanting to star whoever quoted Conan (Toucan), but I read this and I instantly realized that this is certainly the meaning of MY life.

There's no real meaning, life is what you make of it. But when you're feeling down and getting all introspective.....












Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

It's probably this, though.