I need a wholly impractical $20 gift for the office white elephant

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Esteban du Plantier
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6:43a, 12/9/16
I need your help. I need a $20 gift for the office Christmas party. I typically bring silly, impractical gifts and I need suggestions. Give me ideas.

My ideas so far:

A 5 gallon bucket of pickles
A gallon of olive oil
An angle grinder from harbor freight
A small loose gemstone, topaz are cheap
A car manual for a specific car, perhaps an old VW
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Girlhowdy
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6:45a, 12/9/16
Have a photo of your boss printed on a blanket.
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6:46a, 12/9/16
A Star Wars Pez Dispenser Collection
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6:57a, 12/9/16
Picture of the hot chick from work would help get responses.
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7:01a, 12/9/16
Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" album along with a 40 oz Mickeys
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7:09a, 12/9/16
A jar of condoms with a bunch of safety pins mixed in.
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Human
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In reply to [removed post] • 7:25a, 12/9/16
ac04 said:
will never forget the time one guy brought a "leg lamp" and then the lady with spina bifida (and no legs) wound up with it. she laughed it off, but still so very tense.

the next year she got socks. and that was our last office white elephant.


BS meter went off
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In reply to Human • 7:49a, 12/9/16
Why wouldn't she just steal something else. And those leg lamps are out of the white elephant price range.
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7:52a, 12/9/16
This



And then



Finally



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In reply to Duncan Idaho • 7:52a, 12/9/16
Duncan Idaho said:
Why wouldn't she just steal something else. And those leg lamps are out of the white elephant price range.


You're asking me?

Ask him.
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7:56a, 12/9/16
RC helicopter
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Whos Juan
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7:56a, 12/9/16
20 different $1 gift cards.
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8:43a, 12/9/16
Little Tikes Ball Pit Balls (200 Piece)
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inflatable kiddie pool
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8:56a, 12/9/16
P-EZ on amazon.
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8:59a, 12/9/16
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Urinal-Shot-Glasses-Set-of-2/54328107?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222228051484944&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=150247778615&wl4=aud-261800282140:pla-263130043330&wl5=9026843&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=54328107&wl13=&veh=sem
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9:02a, 12/9/16
Potty Putter & Mega Phone to announce to the wife that "aTm2004 is currently 2 under through 3 turds."
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9:24a, 12/9/16
I won a bathroom putting green.
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In reply to Girlhowdy • 9:29a, 12/9/16
Lil$Ag said:
Have a photo of your boss printed on a blanket.
we did this- plus a calendar, coffee mug and puzzle
it was funny
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Tatem
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9:29a, 12/9/16
squatty potty
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In reply to Tatem • 9:34a, 12/9/16
Tatem said:
squatty potty
If you can get one for $20, this!!
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9:35a, 12/9/16
I got a year supply of toothbrushes one year. That year, I brought CDs of backstreet boys, nsync, and 98 degrees.


http://www.toothbrushexpress.com/product.asp?itemid=385&gclid=CjwKEAiAyanCBRDkiO6M_rDroH0SJAAfZ4KLasYoSOHCnqmdu4pTfyAMgSqIqWr2Ifx7Q8EO-TTuTxoCTwvw_wcB

Pack of 144 individually wrapped toothbrushes for $21
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9:43a, 12/9/16
Truck Nuts
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In reply to combat wombat™ • 10:00a, 12/9/16
combat wombat said:
Tatem said:
squatty potty
If you can get one for $20, this!!

Love my squatty potty. I'm off the can within minutes now.
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titanmaster_race
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10:19a, 12/9/16
This will get a reaction for sure.



https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HBWI4Z2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481300323&sr=8-1&keywords=edible+black+scorpion&pi=SY200_QL40
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10:24a, 12/9/16
1500 live lady bugs! Practical yet impractical...

https://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481300618&sr=8-1&keywords=ladybugs
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10:25a, 12/9/16
The funniest gift I have seen recently was from our preacher's wife at our Sunday School White Elephant party.

She says it was left at her house after a marriage counseling session....
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10:28a, 12/9/16
Spring loaded glitter bomb
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Duncan Idaho
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In reply to Human • 11:31a, 12/9/16
I was adding support to your bs detection
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In reply to FatZilla • 11:38a, 12/9/16
FatZilla said:
Little Tikes Ball Pit Balls (200 Piece)
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inflatable kiddie pool
Those balls are on our Amazon christmas list for our 11 mo old daughter, along with the play pin. I plan to throw the balls at the cat when my daughter grows tired of it.
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11:46a, 12/9/16
Adulting stickers

People of Walmart daily calendar

Squatty Potty

50 ways to eat cock

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12:27p, 12/9/16
Go to large grocery store
Go to foreign foods aisle
Find unidentifiable bottles of fish and cans of gak
Place in Christmas bag
$Profit$
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12:32p, 12/9/16
Uranium

Or if you really want to get a laugh:



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12:33p, 12/9/16
Sugar free gummy bears
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