What are some songs that have a line that just sucks or doesn't make since? Comment on why it was a bad choice.

Tim Mcgraw - Don't take the Girl

"Mr give it a whirl, but please don't take the girl"

You're getting robbed and instead of "Here, take it" you say "give it a whirl"?

Put a penny on sully...

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Pretty much any of System of Down's early stuff. I am sure they have all sorts of double meanings and are super metaphors or whatever. They are just dumb. Here is Jet Pilot from Toxicity

"Jet Pilot"

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
My horse is a shackled old man
His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey
The skies, right before
Right before they went gray
My horse and my remorse
Flying over a great bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
My source is the source of all creation
Her, discourse, is that we all don't survey
The skies, right before
Right before they go gray
My source, and my remorse
Flying over a great bay

.....That's it. That's the song. F'ing weird man....great tune though! Just weird lyrics.

Star Spangled Banner

Luke Bryan - all my friends say

"yeah, I must have did, what all my friends say."

This guy's sucks so terribly bad. This is a fun song, but it's supposed to be "done" not "did"

Craig Morgan - Redneck Yacht Club

From that same song, I've always thought it was dumb the kids names were Jimmy Johnson and Tommy Thompson.

Any Luke Bryan song dude

YG - My Ninja

"most likely ima die with my finger on the trigger"

I can understand getting shot and killed but this lyric admits he sucks at being quick on the draw.

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Craig Morgan - Redneck Yacht Club

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Wade, the thread title calls for terrible lyrics. RYC is genius. Flagged for trolling

Brad Paisely - The World

"To the guy at the ice cream shop, you're just another dip."

[Intro]
This ballgame's in the refrigerator
The door is closed
The lights are out
Butter's getting hard!

[Verse]
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

[Chorus]
Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes

[Verse]
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza- pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

[Chorus]
Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes

[Bridge]
Well advertising's got you on the run
(Need therapy, therapy advertising causes)
Well advertising's got you on the run
(Need therapy, therapy advertising causes)
Well advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run

What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

[Chorus]
Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need

Come on...how can you forget this gem from Tim McGraw?

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All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Village Cheaftin' is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from my maw-maw
She makes him walk the line

You can find me in my wigwam
I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around

'Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

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In nothin' but my buffalo briefs is a hilarious lyric.

Don't know who or what the song title is, but some bro country song

"Kickin up dust like a pickup truck does in the mud"

Uhhhh...yeah...I hate that dusty mud.

"I took a pill in Ibiza"


but he pronounces 'Ibiza' wrong. So dumb.

99% of country lyrics the last 10 years are awful.

HTH

Well, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see

The genius song "Don't tell 'em" by Jeremih...

"Don't you tell 'em what we do
Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, you don't even
Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em,
You don't even, you don't even gotta tell 'em,
Don't you tell 'em, don't you tell 'em
You ain't even, don't you tell 'em, don't you tell 'em
You ain't even, you ain't gotta tell 'em
Don't you tell 'em, don't you tell 'em"

That's the chorus.

Any Rush song ever. Come at me.

nashville country*

FIFY

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Any Rush song ever. Come at me.

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Troll

Anagram (for Mongo)

There's a snake crawling out of the darkness
Parade from paradise
End the need for Eden
Chase the dreams of merchandise

There is tic and toc in atomic
Leaders make a deal
The cosmic is largely comic
A con they couldn't conceal

There is no safe seat at the feast
Take your best stab at the beast
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

Raise the art to resistance
Danger dare to be grand
Pride reduced to humble pie
Diamonds down to sand

Take heart in the earth and the weather
The brightness of new birth
Take heart on the harvest
Shave the harvest from the earth

There is no safe seat at the feast
Take your best stab at the beast
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

Reasoning is partly insane
Image just an eyeless game
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

Miracles will have their claimers
More will bow to Rome
He and she are in the house
But it's only me at home

Rose is a rose of splendor
Posed to respond in the end
Lonely things like nights,
I find, end finer with a friend

I hear in the rate of her heart
A tear in the heat of the art
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

There is no safe seat at the feast
Take your best stab at the beast
The night turns thin
The saint turns to sin

Kenny Chesney and Uncle Kracker ass cracker "When the sun goes down ".

"Baby you a song"

chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

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chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

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Finally know what the f he's saying. Thought he was trying to sound like a train. Thanks

Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull (Caveat: I know that bad lyrics were a given, given this duo)
Tune: "On The Floor", which basically encourages people to dance

Lyric: "It's getting ill/it's getting sick on the floor"

Gross.......

Pitbull: "Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time. Let's have a real good time."

I'm not even a grammar nazi and one line from "Live and Let Die" drives me nuts...

"But in this ever-changing world in which we live in"

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Pretty much any Florida Georgia Line song is guaranteed to have awful awful lyrics.