How many have been in?
Did you get your **** beat?
What were you fighting over?

I've never lost a fight, but I've also never been in one.

Ditto

None. Undefeated in slapfights, however.

Two
Due to too much testosterone in barracks
Won once I guess, the next when my 1st sgt found out that sucked

The other I lost and lost big
That dude had hard fists and punched hard.

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None. Undefeated in slapfights, however.

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How 'bout sword fights?

None, but would enjoy one, I think.

I'll fight you, cj

Bring it...and just to build the animousity, The Smiths lick taint and The Cure can EAD.

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None. Undefeated in slapfights, however.

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Bring it...and just to build the animousity, The Smiths lick taint and The Cure can EAD.

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Holy **** I'm listening to the cure right now and they are filling me with inspiration to murder you with my fists

Fo yo grave.

Minus the love

Take away the second "Is" and "Love" and swap those sentence fragments.

Way too much work to decipher your message, but I'm sure it burned me good

Mind puzzles elude you. Will remember come game time.

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How many have been in?
Did you get your **** beat?
What were you fighting over?

I've never lost a fight, but I've also never been in one.

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One.

No.

Basketball.

It is 0300 where I am, and I don't care enough to carry the word and other crap. But please tell me riddles when I'm coming at you like a tornado of fists and feet

Actual scene from this "fight":

2

demolished the dude in the one I won

got my ass handed to me in the other.

"Fight" by The Cure just played, it will be our fight soundtrack. It is 4:27 long, which should be plenty for me to beat you and the ambulance to arrive

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Never won any though would beat each other to a standstill in two of them. All the others were broken up before finish even though I was definitely losing a couple of them and winning at least one.

Everything from breaking my cousins U joint in his car to drunken barracks brawls.

1.5
Nope, won both
The first started with the dude talking **** about my recently deceased grandpa, the second was a middle school bully that I got fed up with and pinned, didn't really divulge into a full fight which is why I only count it as half

5 total. 3 because guys couldn't take the hint that my sister wasn't interested. 1 because my ex's new boyfriend was jealous and thought we were messing behind his back. Last one was in college. Drunk guy thought I was someone else and charged me and I didn't see it coming. He was the only one that hit me first. The others talked lots of smack with puffed out chests which gave me a clean shot every time. 4 I won and the unknown drunk guy was a draw. He got some and so did I before security pulled us apart.

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Post pics of your sister's cans.

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Bare chested please!

4
No
Typical teenager bullcrap. I really liked to fight, though I never picked one. I was anyones huckleberry when asked.

Also fought in Fight Night one year, and lost by decision. Fighting is a lot harder with rules.

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The hulk of a man with a beer in his hand, he looked like a drunk old fool
And I knew if I hit him right, why, I could knock him off of that stool
But everybody they said watch out, hey, that's the Tiger Man McCool
He's had the whole lotta fights and he's always come out winner
Yeah, he's a winner.

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A couple. Only one good one though.

You learn a lot about your self in a fight.

A famous philosopher once said

" everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"

2.

No

Both got broken up pretty quickly.

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Post pics of your sister's cans.

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If anyone has pics of their sisters cans..............problems man.............big psychological problems.

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A famous philosopher once said

" everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"

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I always thought that was Mike Tyson that said that.