Hair bows in 8U softball

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OMLAg04
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The idiot "coach" (in name only) is telling the girls not to wear bows. They are 7 & 8 yr old girls on which bows are cute. I guess we'll see if she wants to die on that hill tonight.
Uncle Howdy
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Rule 1 on the hot moms
Zamacuco
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bmc13
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no bows? might as well go ahead and put a stripper pole on the mound
regurkmatt
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...
OMLAg04
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Rule 1 on the hot moms
Trust me, this is one time rule 1 has to be avoided. Imagine a woman shaped like an apple that scores a .1/10. She has that awesome raspy old lady smokers voice also even though she's <30.
213 Grove
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...
Ive always heard this as well
OMLAg04
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That's not an accurate picture. I have neither hair nor breasts. My kid woul not wear a damn college shirt from Commiefornia.
agregg07
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...


Interesting.
Beer Baron
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I stand corrected. You found something I care less about than the transgendered prison guard.
OMLAg04
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I stand corrected. You found something I care less about than the transgendered prison guard.
Even less than soccer!?
Tanya 93
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Whining about bows?

This isn't even a first world problem.

It's the coach. You do what the coach says.
Bob Loblaws Law Blog
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You should have volunteered to be the coach, then you could force all the girls to wear hair bows.
OMLAg04
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You should have volunteered to be the coach
I did. Wasn't choosen due to this skank being the coach last year and not enough kids for 2 teams.
Tanya 93
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You should have volunteered to be the coach
I did. Wasn't choosen due to this skank being the coach last year and not enough kids for 2 teams.
Name calling is always good! Strengthens your argument.

AgOutsideAustin
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Gotta admit I like the bows on the college softballers. Especially Tennessee with that white and light blue bow.
Beer Baron
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You should have volunteered to be the coach
I did. Wasn't choosen due to this skank being the coach last year and not enough kids for 2 teams.
Sounds like they made the right pick if they were looking for a coach. If they ever need a fashion coordinator you're their man though.
OMLAg04
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It's the coach. You do what the coach says.
Dave Bliss called. He wants you on his staff.
Tanya 93
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It's the coach. You do what the coach says.
Dave Bliss called. He wants you on his staff.

Oh goodness me.

Make your child quit and find a team where she can wear bows. That is obviously more important than learning to play for a coach and be part of team.
Uncle Howdy
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I always enjoyed watching Caitlin Lowe, but I don't think she ever wore a bow



JAG03
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Rule 1 on your wife
BlueAg2003
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...


Can personally confirm. I wouldn't be caught dead in a bow. It is softball, not a freaking craft show.
AgEng06
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Gotta admit I like the bows on the college softballers. Especially Tennessee with that white and light blue bow.
Uncle Howdy
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Their women's teams have light blue added to their colors

AgEng06
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Ah, thanks. Shows how much softball I watch...
Dr. Faustus
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...


Can personally confirm. I wouldn't be caught dead in a bow. It is softball, not a freaking craft show.

Did we find our first GB lesbian?
bmc13
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you haven't been around very long, have you?
Spotted Ag
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The girls on our team wear a multitude of different bows. Softball is the only sport (I know of) that allows hair bows. Most wear them but some don't. I think it's great. They can be a contributing member of the team and still retain some individualism. Besides, it's little kids and they are supposed to be having fun FIRST.
Fonzie Scheme
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Little Breighlynne will never make the Olympics with that kind of lax parenting.
Aries
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I agree with the coach just because those bows are stupid.
80s Guy
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I have nothing to add but OP sounds like a seagull parent
BlueAg2003
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...

Can personally confirm. I wouldn't be caught dead in a bow. It is softball, not a freaking craft show.
Did we find our first GB lesbian?


Very astute, but I am most definitely not the first.
Mozart Paintings
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Hair Bow = Straight
No Hair Bow = Not Straight

At least that's what I was told from a former college softball player. Certaibly makes college softball more interesting to watch...

I was told the same
Jugstore Cowboy
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Damn. I actually watched a couple minutes of a college softball game today. FSU had a bunch of blond hotties without bows. Team showers must be epic.

But what's the purpose of the code? Signaling to mom and dad that softball hasn't turned em dike yet?
Texker
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Coach Evans doesn't allow A&M players to wear bows.

Bows are annoying, especially when the game has to be stopped because of a pitcher's bow malfunction.
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