When will this abomination stop?

Ladies, you are the main perpetrators of this unnatural act. Please do your part to stop this.

I love you

things

Only ugly and/or fat people get side hugs

Sorry OP

I prefer the side hug compared to the full hug. Every Sunday at church I get about ten full hugs from the ladies we're friends with.

I'll keep working out and eating right. We'll see if the side hugs decrease. I did get six consecutive full-on hugs yesterday, so things are looking up.

The "take a picture of this" hug?

I thought the side hug was invented by man to ensure the woman he was hugging wouldn't feel his erection since he was sexually stimulated by just looking at the woman and obviously looking at her caused his ***** to become erect.

amiwrong?

thats why i only give you full-on pokeys

why would a man hide that? there's no shame in that. This makes me think its time to re-double my efforts in establishing a national "Boner Pride" day where good red-blooded american men can play pocket pool in their officially branded Boner Pride sweatpants to proudly parade their erections without fear of judgment.

WHO IS WITH ME??

My erect p^nis

I agree reb. I also don't lean into the hug when hugging a woman to keep my man parts at a distance. It's full frontal contact only for me, unless I'm hugging a man. I let him decide what he's comfortable with.

I am up for a "Boner Pride" day.

let it be known that the revolution started here

I'm at half staff...never forget