Napoleon Dynamite quotes

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HossAg
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1:44p, 11/30/13
I'll start:

"Napolean, you're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day, besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter"

[This message has been edited by Aggieboyconner12 (edited 11/30/2013 1:45p).]
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jetch17
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1:46p, 11/30/13
That movie sucks
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shafter
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1:50p, 11/30/13
I like the part where he gasped like an annoyed pregnant woman.
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Elliot P. Campbell
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1:51p, 11/30/13
No thanks
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Uncle Howdy
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1:52p, 11/30/13
Your mom goes to college!
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GigEmBevo
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1:56p, 11/30/13
Loooooove that movie.

"Are you drinking 2% because you think youre fat? Because youre not. You could be drinking whole milk"

[This message has been edited by GigEmBevo (edited 11/30/2013 2:12p).]
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Uncle Howdy
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1:59p, 11/30/13
I caught you a delicious bass
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2012Ag
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2:00p, 11/30/13
Just realized this movie is pretty much 10 years old. I was like 14 when it came out. I hate being old.
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Johnsy3
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2:09p, 11/30/13
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Uncle Howdy
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2:12p, 11/30/13
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?...yeah...if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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GigEmBevo
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2:14p, 11/30/13
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Uncle Howdy
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2:16p, 11/30/13
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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GigEmBevo
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2:19p, 11/30/13
quote:
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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HossAg
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2:20p, 11/30/13
Try and hit me Napolean

What?!

I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me!
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Jack Thauer
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2:21p, 11/30/13
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That movie sucks
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Human
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2:22p, 11/30/13
I like the courtroom scene when the guy busts in and starts shooting up the place.
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dah4439
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2:43p, 11/30/13
Shocks.....pegs.....Lucky!!!
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mid90
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2:45p, 11/30/13
You think people think I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? ! ? Forget about it!
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GinaLinetti
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2:47p, 11/30/13
quote:
That movie sucks
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GigEmBevo
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3:05p, 11/30/13
RexKwonDo
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Uncle Howdy
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3:07p, 11/30/13
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bmc13
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3:08p, 11/30/13
gimme back my tots, man!
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dan87
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4:24p, 11/30/13
Grandma: "KIP!"
Kip: "Whhaaaattt?"
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Cayaggie01
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8:19p, 11/30/13
Hope ya don't mind I pay ya in change
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AggieOil
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8:37p, 11/30/13
It's a sledgehammer.
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HossAg
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10:17p, 11/30/13
Do the chickens have large talons?
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jetch17
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10:17p, 11/30/13
Gay
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10:19p, 11/30/13
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I'll suck your d/ick, man!

Oh, wait, that's a different movie.
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Worlds Foremost Ag
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11:34p, 11/30/13
Great movie
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HossAg
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7:53a, 12/1/13
Jetch keeps talking about how bad the movie is

[This message has been edited by Aggieboyconner12 (edited 12/1/2013 7:53a).]
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Mozart Paintings
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7:57a, 12/1/13
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner.
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HossAg
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8:45a, 12/1/13
Girls like guys that have great skills!
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Heelside Tantrum
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9:18a, 12/1/13
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Just realized this movie is pretty much 10 years old. I was like 14 when it came out. I hate being old.


24 is not old, hth
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GigEmBevo
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9:25a, 12/1/13
Is that a sledge hammer?!
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boboguitar
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9:30a, 12/1/13
I was a dumbass at 17 when this came out and even I knew it was a stupid movie that mass idiots of society would enjoy.
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