Where did your old man hide his Playboy/porn stash?

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12thManTowelie
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And how old were you when you first discovered it?

Mine kept his in an old junky file cabinet we had in the garage. Few Playboys, a couple racier mags, and a couple VHS tapes (Behind the Green Door...woo!). I must have been around 11 or 12, I guess.

This was a very important moment in the lives of every boy growing up.
chiken
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Top shelf in his closet. I was 9 when I started having my "quiet time".
Human
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^
Wait wut?!?
shafter
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quote:
Top shelf in his closet. I was 9 when I started having my "quiet time".
chiken
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Oh, I'm sorry. Is it not blatantly obvious I'm an excessively sexual woman? Huh...though you knew...
YellAgs
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about 13 top shelf of closet

my buddy's step dad kept all of his playboys under his computer desk in the study but basically out in the open.

bewbs are cool.

we did find buddy's stepdad's video stash in the attic. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Corps_Ag12
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I found the playboys in my parents bathroom under the cigar magazines one day when I was 7.

Then one time I stayed in the bathroom too long and my mom came in. My dad stopped getting playboys in the mail after that.
Human
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The only correct GB answer is






"Your mom's bedroom"
713nervy
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I didn't because I respected my family's privacy.









lol
dan87
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Porn 'stache
jeffag02
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Best friend down the street and I found his brothers "blank" VHS tapes when I was about 11 or 12. They were not marked and not hidden very well in his closet. Kinda like if he made them kinda available no one would think about seeing what they were.
Scimitar
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in his sock drawer

11

Vanna White and Madonna

yeah baby
NateDog
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Dunno how/why i found them on the top shelf of the parents' bathroom closet at the tender age of 12. Spoiled a lot of Kleenex over the next few years though.
bobbyb0322
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Filing cabinet in study, about age 8.
GiveEmHellBill
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In their bathroom at the bottom of the magazine rack. Hidden, but not too much effort was made. Was about 12 when I found them. Found some VHS tapes in his sock drawer a few years later.
Poeag
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In-between the drivers seat and The console. Nice playboys circa 1970s. Lot of happy tissues used
EFE
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My old man didn't have have a pron stash. I don't think I saw a vagina in print until probably 6th grade or so.
Holly Golightly
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Between the mattresses

About 5 grade
maestro1
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In his bottom desk drawer. I was maybe 6. He always bought the playboy college football edition in an attempt to hide pron under the sports umbrella.
wangus12
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In an old oil drum, probably 8-9 years worth. Must have been 11 or 12 when I found it. Dad burned all of them when he knew I had made the discovery. Managed to hid a few.
HeadGames
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never, wasnt allowed in my parents bedroom.
and i was a nerdy scardy cat, so i listened.
The Kraken
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None that I was aware of. My first splooge was in the bathroom while perusing the Sears catalog women's undie section.
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