Dallas vs. Houston thread:

D: We're better than you

H: No, we're better than you, Dallass

D: Enjoy drinking our toilet water

H: Haha, y'all are so fake. Look at all of our
culture, you're all cookie cutter McMansions

D: Nice zoning laws you got there.
H: Didn't I just say we're cultured? Way to turn up your nose.

D: LOL, STFU


H: HA!


D:

H: LOL @ DALLASS

D: LOL

H: STFU

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D: STFU


H: Oh yeah, Oh yeah? Here's some link from a publication I hadn't heard of until I saw it on facebook that says Houston is better than Dallas in XYZ way![/url]

D: Oh really? [url=www.google.com]Well here is an article from some random place that says Dallas is the best city for ZYX

Austin: Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know...

H/D: Shut up, nobody cares.

H: LOL @ having the most credit card debt, love the new 3-series, bro![/url]

D: [url=google.com]Welp, enjoy all those illegals

H: Yep, they work hard for us while we go play on the coast.

D: LOL @ Galveston


H: STFU


D: You're welcome


H:


D: 2011


H: 2 of them

SA: Oh hello, please pay attention to me, I matter, I promise.

D/H: No you don't, San Mexico. Go back to being poor/ugly/etc...

SA: But we have the Hill Country so close!

D/H: Nobody cares, this is about real cities.

SA: Yes, Sir(s).

D: LOL [url]http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings[/url]

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D: 4-0

D: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Star_Series]YAWN[/url]

H: We're still better than you, Dallass

D: No, we're better than you, Spewston.

About sums it up

boring.

SOLID

Houston> Dallas
There now its finished! Staff please close thread, I have it from here!

I get sad thinking about how long it took you to create this post.

well done sir

Wow...someone had some time on their hands.

wait, why were we so quick to discredit the merits of proximity to the hill country

New Yokr > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas

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I get sad thinking about how long it took you to create this post.

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Wow, this must have taken hours. Congrats, I guess?

wowwwwwww

Z. Dallas? They're in Arlington.

Loser.

Holy ****. That was perfect.

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Wow...someone had some time on their hands.

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Solid thread, and funny, but yes, it must have taken a long time unless he ripped it from somewhere else.

However, he will be the first to jump on the "Sweet Life Bro, look how much time you spend on this site!!!" bandwagon when the opportunity arises.

Agree with FNG

Excellent work

Shut up, creeper

A+ for effort. wow

I laughed.

I LOL'd

This is great, but I'm worried about anyone that would spend this much time to put this together.

the San Antonio comment would be a bit more...championship-like...

great thread. would read again.

Time putting together a thread /= the time you spend on this site FNG. Just my 0.02.

D: 5 Superbowls, 1 basketball championship, 1 Stanley Cup, 2 trips to World Series where we actually won some games.

H: 2 basketball championships

D: 7 overall championships so STFU!

[This message has been edited by TAMU@EDS (edited 8/1/2012 4:24p).]

I will store in the archives for future discussion.

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D: 5 Superbowls, 1 basketball championship, 1 Stanley Cup, 2 trips to World Series where we actually won some games.

H: 2 basketball championships

D: 7 overall championships so STFU!

[This message has been edited by TAMU@EDS (edited 8/1/2012 4:24p).]

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Stanley Cup does not count as a championship. This is Texas. Nobody gives a damn about hockey.

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Stanley Cup does not count as a championship. This is Texas. Nobody gives a damn about hockey.

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Wow! I guess houston also have massive hockey pen!s envy!

Whatever helps you sleep at night you crazy metroplexual