While your daughter is being born in the hospital a wealthy man offers to pay her entire college tuition after high school. Here is the catch, you have to name her LaTonya, and you can't use any nicknames, she will always be LaTonya.

He is gonna have a document you have to sign saying if you try to call her something else while in grade school, or anything outside your house, you will have to pay double the worth of the college tuition.

Would you take the offer?

Am I a lolpoor?

I have 2 kids to finish paying for. He can name son 2 or 3 LaTonya if he also pays room and board.

trash

could we write a no cross posting with a BSC mom's board provision into that agreement?

Trick question - no one named LaTonya has ever gone to college. The tuition is moot.

Trash.

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Am I a lolpoor?

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College in 18 years is gonna be very costly. This man is offering to pay for all the tuition, books and even the dorm room. It is a very interesting offer and would have to be considered.

nope. college would be paid for but she'd have a strike against her when interviewing afterwards.

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nope. college would be paid for but she'd have a strike against her when interviewing afterwards.

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No, I'm white

20 years from now the best colleges will be in china and the USD will not be the primary currency.

But I'll still be white

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20 years from now the best colleges will be in china and the USD will not be the primary currency.

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Trash.

Could it be La-Tonya?

Ladashtonya?

I would go with La Tonka to get the better endorsement deal

Steve, no ****ing way. That would be a poor reflection of myself and also make me look like a ______ lover.

Beer baron, do you think GWENZ would take the offer?

Imagine how many hot dogs she could by now that she's not having to send Ladashtonya to beauty college she could buy like a million hot dogs and take multiple trips to both houston zoos!

My name didn't make the list of WT names on Ted, or the list in Lil John's song Get Low. I'm happy about that.

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Imagine how many hot dogs she could by now that she's not having to send Ladashtonya to beauty college she could buy like a million hot dogs and take multiple trips to both houston zoos!

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If the offer was her kids future college tuition paid for or a bag of hotdogs and a frosty, you know which one she picks.

She won't be able to get a good job after college.. So no.

She would just have to do well in interviews.

Heck, I'd change MY name to LaTonya if someone would pay for my kids' education.

only if thats the middle name, pablo being first and the kid gets tons of speeding tickets at age 13

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Trick question - no one named LaTonya has ever gone to college. The tuition is moot.

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sound logic

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Beer Baron

Trick question - no one named LaTonya has ever gone to college. The tuition is moot.



Amazing Moves

She won't be able to get a good job after college.. So no.

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I know the internet is serious business and all, but A&M has a women's basketball team and women named LaTonya play basketball. I know this because I have met them and they do indeed go to and graduate from college. Here is a link for LaTonya Watson who coaches a team that just won back to back conference titles. She was recently named an assistant coach at Colorado who used to be in the B12. From the article....

She was an 1982 graduate with a math major and a minor in english and literature while playing her college ball as a point guard.