My daughter has to do a project about a rainforest animal and part of it is to write 5 jokes about the animal. She chose the chameleon.

This is what she has so far:

Why did the chameleon cross the road?
-- to get to the other fly

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Karma
Karma Who?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.....

What's the difference between Barack Obama and a Chameleon?
---- One eats bugs, and the other one's a lizard.
(It's OK, I don't get it either)


1 - Anyone have any other ideas
2 - That third one is a little too over the top isn't it?

What's the difference between Barack Obama and a Chameleon?
---- One eats bugs, and the other one's a lizard.
(It's OK, I don't get it either)


How about:
One changes his skin color to adapt to his surroundings and the other is a lizard.

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What's the difference between Barack Obama and a Chameleon?
---- One eats bugs, and the other one's a lizard.
(It's OK, I don't get it either)


How about:
One changes his skin color to adapt to his surroundings and the other is a lizard.

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I like that

What do you call a rich chameleon?
A chameleonaire.

What do you call a Greek chameleon?
Chameleonidas.

I know, those are dumb.

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I know, those are dumb.

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It's OK, we're talking about third graders here.

behold the power of google.

http://www.chameleonforums.com/chameleon-jokes-77395/

What do yo ucall cooked chameleon?

Charmeleon

this one will work"

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A precious little girl walks into a LLL pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle cwickets?
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle bwown cwicket or a thoft and fuwwy bwack cwicket?
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, I don't fink my pet chameleon weally gives a thit."

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from the link:

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What kind of disease do chameleons get?" I don't know, what kind? "A reptile dysfunction"

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What's the difference between Barack Obama and a Chameleon?
---- One eats bugs, and the other one's a lizard.
(It's OK, I don't get it either)


How about:
One changes his skin color to adapt to his surroundings and the other is a lizard.

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Yeah, so she turned in her book report early yesterday for extra credit.

How long until I get "that call" from the teacher for that Obama joke?

Her answer or my answer?

hers, though yours is much moe awesomer

If you really turned in that joke with the president, have fun taking care of your daughter when she gets out of school suspension.

oh, it was turned in all right.

I just can't change. I'm like a chameleon: always a lizard!

/Tracy Jordan

Ok so a chameleon walks into a bar...

... but nobody saw him.

yeah i know, bad just bad.