Fat guy in a little coat.

One of my all time favorite movies:
"The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."

"But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me."

It's not a quote - but it IS one of the best scenes in that movie to me:


FWOOOOOOOOOOOMP! And another moth bites the dust.

a lot of people go to college for eight years.

yeah, they're called doctors

Housekeeping...me jerk you off?

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Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

"tommy likey, tommy want wingy"

"You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn't pick up, cuz if it does I'm gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass."


"I can practically hear you getting fatter!"

"Does Tommy look bloated?"

"No man, its tv. The camera adds about 10 pounds."

"How many cameras does he have on him?"

"I'm a mannniac.. maaaaaniac.. *chocke on muddy water*"

Definately:

"You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"

I have found this quote very useful in everyday business, office, & family situations.

Tommy: They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

Richard, whose your favorite little rascal????

"Mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car."

"Him just a wittle guy. He too scared to get outta the car."

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Ummm, do you know where I could find the weight room?

Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta hug!

What did ya do? (when Richard pulls the door off of the car at the gas station)

HEY TUBBO, IT AIN'T MOVING!! LOLOL

"I was just checking out the specs on the end-line rotor girder...... I'm retarded"

<Door falls off of car> "What'd you do?!"




"Do I have a mark on my face? Not here, and not so much here, but right here."

Like shooting fish in a barrel. Town's the fish, people're the barrel.

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

"OK, Moron's here."

So, how do we look?

Chubby

It doesnt hurt here...and it doesnt hurt here...
It hurst RIIIIGGGGHHHHT heeeeeeeerrrrreeeee.

"Dr. says I have what they call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws two at a time, and they would get lodges in this region right here."

Richard, is your favorite baseball team the Yankees!?

Also, not necessarily a quote, but the part where he sets fire to the toy car in that guy's office simulating what it would be like if you bought the other guys' brake pads.....

AHHHHHHHHHH BEEEEEEES!!! They're sting crazy!! Save yourselves!!!!

My personal favorite though is:

"R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter for God's sake! Rob, you were there."

Did I here a "niner" in there somewhere?

"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug."

Ya know what? If you don't know how to use your seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a retard.