Whats the funniest thing your coach ever did in the locker room.

I had a football coach dislocate his shoulder by throwing his hat on the ground in disgust.

My 4th grade All Star coach for boys and girls club basketball would take 2-3 clipboards with him to every game because he would get pissed and break at least one a game by throwing it on the ground. I'm suprised he never got any technicals called on him thinking back on the way he would yell at us. We all just thought it was funny though.

our o-line coach was HUGE and always insisted on punting during punt return drills. it was kind of muddy and he did a cartoon style, legs straight in the air, back flop into a huge mudhole. practice almost had to be cancelled to due broken ribs from laughing.

9th grade coach sprained his knee jumping up and celebrating a TD that put the game out of reach at 55-0 in the 1st half.

It wasn't funny to me at the time, but this always cracks me up now. My dad was my b-ball coach in 5th grade, and he had us lined up and was talking about the importance of passing and protecting the ball. I wasn't really paying attention and was talking to the kid next to me. He threw a quick pass to me and nailed me in the chest. Everyone else looked at him shocked when he said, "Always be ready for the pass and pay attention while I'm talking." I just kept laying on the floor gasping for air since I got the wind knocked out of me. haha I guess it worked cuz I listened after that.

We playing like crap against some team we should have been owning my junior year in HS. We came into the field house at half time and sat in front of our lockers knowing we were about to get reamed by our idiot of a head coach. Well, the trainers set the 6-pack of water bottles on the floor and left. The coach started his rant and decided it would be a good idea to kick one of the 6-packs across the room. I guess he didn't realize the trainers had just filled them up so the whole thing weighed probably 20 lbs. or so. Needless to say it barely moved and he about broke his ankle.


I was the 3rd string (emergency) kicker. On our Thursday walk-through I would always get to kick one or two field goals. Our O-line coach would stand over the center and watch the line to make sure everybody was stepping down and locking in correctly. Well, I kicked the crap out of the ball about 2 feet over the center's butt, hitting the O-line coach square in the face. I didn't get to kick another one after that.

This wasn't in the locker room. But, my dad used to coach our AAU basketball team. And one time he got really upset (I think at me because I used to be an ass) and threw the basketball across the gym, which hit my friend Stacy right in the face. Hahaha. It was not funny at the time, but I laugh every time I think of it now.

Your mom dropped to her knees in my locker room.

My dad got T'd up by a female ref in one of my 3rd grade basketball league games. After she have him the T, he told her "thank you" - and she promptly T'd him up again and tossed him out of the game. I think we have it on video too, I'll see if I can dig it up.

1. Line coach, post-game, helmet smashed in wall.

2. Headcoach, post-game, naked shower stroll.

I had a 7th grade coach who would turn off all the locker room lights before practice and make us listen to "Eye of the Tiger" before practice to pump us up. It was 7th grade so of course no one got pumped up and we ended up throwing shoes and laughing.

This same coach would halt practice at totally random times by blowing his whistle and yelling for us to all "Look at the clouds, men!". He had this bizarre obsession with beautiful clouds so we would all pretend to be interested until he was satisfied, then we would continue with practice.

He also told us he played quarterback, linebacker and punter for TCU. Suuuure....

I had a basketball coach lay down on his back, pull his knees up to his chest and scream somebody screw me! This was in practice on the court! Funniest thing I have ever seen, he then told us to all go home.

I had a basketball coach who didn't agree with the calls the refs were making so he threw his glasses at the ref. "Take my glass so you can see the (gosh darn) game correctly"

I Played HS Basketball and we had a coach that played fullback for cal, needless to say he made us do usless hitting and football drills that had nothing to do with basketball.

One play we ran was an inbounds play where we were in a line, and we not supposed to allow defenders in, well you had to be close for it to work and we were not close so he starts screaming, "Dick to ass, dick to ass gentelmen. get close like in prison" I started laughing so hard.

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why did Mike Singletary drop trou in the lockeroom,

More importantly, why are we discussing it?

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&um=1&tab=wn&nolr=1&q=mike+singletary+pants&btnG=Search+News

YA04 FTW

kicked your coach in the face!

not my story but some of you probably know this guy and its all on video back in 1989ish.

Well my brother's team was batting and one of the kids hit a fly ball into foul territory. Dr. Ron Wright, a history prof. at Blinn, was coaching third base. Well Dr. Wright makes the play of the game by getting under the ball and catching it with two hands....then promptly realizes that he prevented the 3rd basemen from making a play and dropped the ball like it was a hot potato.

they ruled it a foul ball.

i roll whenever i see it.

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My high school coach would get pissed at bad calls and at one game he threw a ball from the kickers bag at the ref. He was excused from the game afterwards.