someone does love me. we don't even have an "anniversary" though, because there was no specific day that we decided "okay, from now on, you can't do the hibbidy dibbity with anyone else, and neither can i." it was a gradual process and eventually we became close enough that it was understood that we weren't seeing other people.
4 month Anniversary gift...clearly give you your balls back for at least one night...if you are that excited about celebrating 4 months then clearly you have lost your man card